A Frenchman, an Italian and an American are heading off to war when the Frenchman bragged that he made love to his wife 3 times last night to say goodbye. “Yeah, well I made love to my wife 6 times...
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/transfer-news-tottenham-accept-93mincluding-fabio-coentrao-offer-from-real-madrid-for-gareth-bale--reports-8776888.html It is now strongly...
Strolling through the singles' bar, the rich man spotted a lovely young woman sitting alone at a table, and walked over. "Say, babe, how about coming along and giving me a little head?" The woman...
when we open the door the interior light doesn't come on. the bulb is working when it is set in the 'reading lamp' position so we know its not the fuse or the bulb. we can't find a door switch to see...
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by a policeman who said, "What do you think you are doing?" "What if you have an accident?" The priests said, "Don't...
Back in May I sold a top on Ebay. After a week I sent the buyer a polite reminder to pay and heard nothing. I then filed an unpaid item report which was dealt with and the matter is now closed. This...
have you ever been given a nickname do you like it or hate it?
i hate being called "the gentle giant" (i'm 6""-8"" about 22 stone) just in case you ask why?...
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what do you call those individual bits of carpet that you put on your stairs? You know like an individual little rug on each step... My mind has gone blank :0/
Lisa x...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-23494297
Just in case anybody missed it on the news today. Evil people..I hope they rot in jail for what they did to those beautiful children....
Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F I really want to win a lifetime's supply of calendars. So I know when I'm going to die. I just saw a van drive by with the company...
Q: Three words to ruin a man's ego... A: "Is it in?" Q: What is the definition of wicker box? A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Madonna. Q: Why do women have two sets of lips? A: So they can p*ss...
Is it my television or is DC always caked with make up ? It puts me off what he is saying (not that I am that interested anyway). Don't know if it has been mentioned today but is'nt it good to hear...
Hi all I'm trying to remember the name of a 1980s(?) pop song which is almost impossible to describe It's unlike the "normal" pop tunes, and has an ethereal vocal line as well as an overlaid "hah hah...