How can we say that someone is ugly? I do it, we all do i am sure but how can we say what that actually means. Most of the time we agree that someone or something is ugly so there must be a standard...
After perusing the back catalogue of this thread, i see a Q about drug addicts looking the same. Then the bigots, safely cocooned in the cosy little worlds sit back and have a go. Have you never heard...
My wife, repeatedly hit me with a variety of objects shoes, fists, just anything to hand, over a period of 21years. I am twice the size of her and i was a judo instructor for 14 years. More than...
When discussing what they would do if they won the lottery, a wife asks her husband, "Would you still love me if we won the jackpot?" To which her husband replies, "Of...
I saw a sign saying friday night, 7pm, Dave Smith, "A tribute to Elvis", interesting i thought, so i duly turned up Friday 7pm. Suddenly this little fat Chinese fellow came on to the stage, went up to...
When i receive email on my googlemail adress, there are adverts down one side that pertain to words in my messages. I know the mail is a freebee, but i sort of object to even a search engine reading...
Why on earth have you banned my question about the sick jokes people are posting about Muslims. I am not a muslim but i object to people deriding the normal muslim worshippers, inflaming opinion by...
My son Tim, is 24, very good looking, an absolute charmer when it comes to sales and marketing. He can sell anything, get anyone to sign anything, just with his smile and his cheeky banter, as long as...
Why ladies, do you as a species all seem to exhibit a lack of self awareness when it comes to being absolutely horrible to your menfolk on a monthly basis? You know that you are going to have a bad...
A school boy is sitting doing his homework while his dad watches the football. Dad asks his son "What homework are you doing son?" " Maths dad" his son replies. " What's the question son?" dad asks....