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A violent history!

A friend of mine had an encounter with his neighbour where the neighbour ripped off a section of his stair rail and swung it at him in the street. this situation was resolved eventually. My friend...
19:17 Thu 14th Jun 20073 answers, last by Sado 12:40 Sun 17th Jun 2007
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Eh?

TITS LIKE COCONUTS!!!!!! But sparrows prefer breadcrumbs and a little bacon fat!
10:23 Thu 07th Jun 20071 answer, last by sophie_1003 17:42 Thu 07th Jun 2007
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Hipocrat

The doctor told me i was grossly overweight, i asked for a second opinion, he said " I also think you are ugly"
19:37 Wed 06th Jun 20072 answers, last by topogigo 10:20 Thu 07th Jun 2007
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Mating behaviour?

Not a joke as such but true and, i think very funny.. My son Tim and his girlfriend have a hamster, a female about 100mm long. They decided to buy a male to breed with her. When Tim went to the pet...
20:11 Thu 31st May 2007
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Cave dweller

There was a young man called Dave, who kept a dead ***** in a cave, he said "I admit, i'm a bit of a ****, but think of the money i'll save!"
19:48 Thu 31st May 20072 answers, last by helpmetoo 12:43 Thu 07th Jun 2007
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Download downer

How do i download a photo from "My pictures" to my digital camera which appears on "My computer" as "removable disk F"? I am sure i have done it before but i have slept since then!!!
21:09 Fri 25th May 20071 answer, last by rojash 22:24 Fri 25th May 2007
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Unwelcome visitor

A man sitting in his house hears a knock at the door, he opens the door and see's nobody. Then he hears a voice and looks down, "Hello there, is there any chance of a little piece of lettuce or some...
10:25 Thu 17th May 20074 answers, last by hazelcs 22:29 Sat 26th May 2007
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Amiable amphibian?

A woman sees a sign outside a petshop "F*nny licking frog here today!" Curious, she enters the shop and asks about the frog, "Oh yes madam, just go into the back of the shop." says the assistant. She...
10:16 Thu 17th May 20071 answer, last by brian j john 15:12 Thu 17th May 2007
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mini dvd probs

I have a mini dvd camcorder, i have recorded on a disc, when i put it in my dvd drive i am told it is blank? I check it in the camcorder and it has my recordings on it. Where, somebody, am i going...
16:47 Sun 06th May 20074 answers, last by topogigo 19:38 Tue 08th May 2007
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Video

How do you copy from a mini disc handycam onto a pc? The model handycam i have got does not have a usb. I know i can record to a vhs or a dvd recorder, but where do you connect those red, white and...
19:50 Fri 04th May 20074 answers, last by topogigo 10:36 Sat 05th May 2007
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Faux Pas

In her usual hurried and terribly irritated with "Johnny" fashion, Fanny Craddock the famous TV cook was making doughnuts on Nationwide. In his usual uncomfortably standing around not quite knowing...
09:55 Mon 30th Apr 20072 answers, last by heathfield 15:58 Mon 30th Apr 2007
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Blog?

What the devil is a blog?
10:00 Fri 20th Apr 20074 answers, last by Sona 06:34 Mon 19th May 2014
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anagrams

Amazing Anagrams: Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in 'em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z's...
09:46 Fri 20th Apr 20074 answers, last by nightmare 08:23 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
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Recycling?

Don't throw away your old clothes, jamjars, beer cans, or any recyclable items, send them to me Topogigo and i'll throw them away for you.
20:46 Thu 19th Apr 20073 answers, last by curlyperm 19:35 Mon 23rd Apr 2007
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Crossing lady

Why did the woman cross the road?........ Don't know, but what is she doing out of the kitchen anyway?
20:37 Thu 19th Apr 20075 answers, last by carrust 19:59 Fri 20th Apr 2007
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say what

5 letter answer: HIJKLMNO?
20:40 Wed 11th Apr 20071 answer, last by eddiebun 21:14 Wed 11th Apr 2007
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if you insist!

She offered her honour, He honoured her offer, and all night long it was offer and honour!
20:29 Wed 11th Apr 200714 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:11 Fri 05th Oct 2007
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Geo thermal heating

Has anyone any relevant knowledge of geothermal heating that i may want to install in houses i am building in the uk? The type that has pipes buried underground and has merely a pump to run to heat...
15:08 Thu 29th Mar 20073 answers, last by heathfield 15:19 Fri 30th Mar 2007
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Ban mania

Why do you ban limericks i have posted that are not as bad as some jokes i have seen on ab, and don't ban one of mine that is?
15:04 Thu 29th Mar 20071 answer, last by Kerplunk 16:04 Thu 29th Mar 2007

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