This may be of help to someone. Being the skinflint i am, i didn't want to pay 200 quid for a visa to go to the US. I was told, go to Canada, being British citizens you don't need a Visa. Well, if you...
I have tried to find the words of a recitation which I heard one of the locals make in The Sheffield Arms at Burton-Stather many years ago. An elderly woman found a hole in her bloomers. The only...
I recently asked the question " Does anyone want a sugar daddy?" That was if my internet relationship didn't work out when i eventually traveled to the states to see her. Well, i was obviously just...
all answers are either a town village or place in cornwall ,the cryptic clue is (homely mans writing implement )this is my last one so any help would be appreciated .thanks for any help.
My wife is retiring this week after mainy years dedicated service to education. Any original ideas on what I should buy for her apart from the usual flowers etc., etc..
I met a saddo in a bar in Majorca who claimed he was Blurs manager and lead singer 'Matt Damon' was his best mate. Does this qualify him as being to**er of the century or do you know a bigger one?
I fancy the pants off my man and when we, well you know...I get so wet, I mean dripping, I feel like I have a problem, I dont like it...any1 got any tips to stay a bit drier down below...sorry to post...
Whilst I am an agriculturalist first and foremost, and a keeper of livestock, I am always under the delusion that the killing of young livestock is somehow inherantly wrong.. What's your views on Veal...
Asda's had an ad in the paper today a 70cl bottle of pimms reduced to ?7 and the normal price of it is ?12.97 in there. Well went over there today at about 3 pm and guess what where they keep the...
Hi, My neighbour just told me that someone called her to ask her to pass on a contact number to my partner as he had lost touch with him. When she told them they would need to give her more details to...
I have decided, should my forthcoming and perilous, transatlantic relationship not evolve, offer myself as a sugar daddy. I am a really good looking 49 yr old, my own house, car and American camper. I...
With the obvious few exceptions, most notable goldiggers are women, boobs and no brains. My friend C, has money, nice chap, wants an honest relationship. He is inundated with women just after his...
A report commissioned by the Gov shows that despite falling crime and record police numbers, public concern about criminal behaviour has risen. Ordinary people do not believe that their voice is heard...
Yeah right, i will qualify that statement in a few weeks. Thing is, on the 26th i am off to the states to stay with my internet girlfriend. We have become extremely close to be truthful and although...
That PMS stands for "Punish Men Severely!", or "Permanent Mood Swings!" or even "Perpetual Marital Strife!" I know, believe. Married for 21 years, i had 5.25 years of those weeks, minus two 9 month...
How come, and i have checked this out, women can if necessary, use mens toilets when they are pushed without particular fuss, but if a man attempts to use the ladies whilst there are ladies in there,...
Has anyone here seen the new and improved Friends Reunited site? Now that it is free will you be using it more(or at all)? I quite like the new format they have and have already been in touch with one...