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Miss Random
I once went out with a man that was soooo good looking, great job, mentally sound....... but he had really stinky feet. I dumped him! The stench drove me demented. What is your greatest turn-off?
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Stephen154
there is a bad smell in my house sort of sewer smell or rotten egg smell cant seem to put my finger on what it smells like. Anyhow when i empty the bath it seems to get worse but not to bad at any...
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topogigo
I was in Delhi a month ago. My friend took me for an onion dosa, with an "idly" the idly was a steamed rice block that you dfipped into a hot dahl and a cold yoghurt type thing. The Onion dosa was a...
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topogigo
I have just moved my son into a flat that i run, a girl and her son are moving into the flat below, so i have been running her around shopping and things, i seem to have found a new friend, i feel it...
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beryllium
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' enquired God. 'It is all so beautiful, God,' she replied. 'The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the...
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topogigo
On sunday mornings i put a playlist of my choosing on winamp and it plays when i am surfing. Here's todays: Girls Talk Dave Edmunds Sledgehammer Peter gabriel Dat Pluto Shervington Over My Shoulder...
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Miss Random
How do you decipher sarcasm from compliments? Recently met a guy that is sarcastic and unsympathetic towards my problems.... is he being a complete a***ho le or should I give him a fair chance, as I...
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topogigo
My sons partner doesn't like red carpet, he has gone to pieces over this, even when he explained that it was with free fitting she has forbid him to have it layed. What can i tell him to console him?...
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EDDIE51
2 old Guys go into a pub. One goes to the bar and asks for 2 pints of bitter. That will be ?6 says the bar man. ?6 !! says the old guy why is it so much? .......... Its because we have music tonight,...
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alone.
My marriage ended amicably tonight after 10 and a half years. He wanted this for months; I had to learn to accept it over the last few weeks. When does the pain go away? I haven't even told the kids...
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spottychops
What shall i do? he still wants to live with me and his new boyfriend!! and they asked for special nights in together really confused
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topogigo
Can anyone tell me how to get rid of all my spy and adware including Bleeding Mirar toolbar and it's band of horrors without having to pay for it. My pc is going ape and me with it!!!!!!
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VillageVicar
Some important news about OldGrape: Your words of comfort and support are greatly appreciated. Fr Bill
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meredith101
Or have you added or subtracted your own bits? Me: Scar on hand Small lump in finger, from thorn that I got in it trying to dodge a bull Scar below right breast (surgery) Scar on forehead (assault) No...
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hussy
hi everybody!!!!!!!!! to be honest i need to open up but i feel like everybody is going to judge me now like im a victim!!! starting to get close to people on AB and don"t want people thinking that i...
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Kromovaracun
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could...
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anotheoldgit
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles /news/news.html?in_article_id=491445&in_page_i d=1770 Does anyone really believe that modern life is killing off the hug? I believe that we tend to hug...
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..AJ
im being charged with gbh section 20. the courts gave me a choice to have it at crown or magistrates, i chose crown. (to have my say) it was a family arguement that got out of control. im now on bail....
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topogigo
What do you call a sex change from a woman to a man? A Strapadictomy!!
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topogigo
I described how my daughter in law was fast tracked through the maternity ward a couple of weeks ago. Since then i realised that one of the chaps from my pub is a consultant on that ward, i asked him...

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