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Sensored

This may be of passing interest to anyone that is fascinated by technology. The other day i was on a coach coming from France through Dover. As we left the ferry and continued around the customs...
16:04 Fri 31st Aug 20076 answers, last by ACtheTROLL 09:28 Mon 03rd Sep 2007
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webstar

For 24hours

If you could be one person, past or present for 24 hours who would it be and why.
03:48 Sat 01st Sep 20076 answers, last by wizard69 14:26 Sat 01st Sep 2007
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hair turned Purple from toner!!

I have put a purple toner on my blonde hair and its really stuck to it!! my hair now has a purpley tinge to it! does anyone know anything i can use to remove it?!?!?
08:55 Thu 23rd Aug 20074 answers, last by topogigo 11:19 Sat 25th Aug 2007
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topogigo

Drug addicts again

After perusing the back catalogue of this thread, i see a Q about drug addicts looking the same. Then the bigots, safely cocooned in the cosy little worlds sit back and have a go. Have you never heard...
11:07 Sat 25th Aug 200714 answers, last by Goodsoulette 23:14 Sat 25th Aug 2007
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topogigo

Man beater?

My wife, repeatedly hit me with a variety of objects shoes, fists, just anything to hand, over a period of 21years. I am twice the size of her and i was a judo instructor for 14 years. More than...
19:47 Tue 21st Aug 200744 answers, last by 4getmenot 09:45 Wed 22nd Aug 2007
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timeout1

wat do you call

a pakistani kareoke singer...................................................................................................................get up ta sing.
16:51 Tue 07th Aug 20076 answers, last by Bert 02:09 Wed 15th Aug 2007
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carrust

Croak croak.

A woman sees a sign outside a pet shop. CLITTORIS LICKING FROG ?50-00. She goes in , "I'd like to see the clitoris licking frog". Man behind the counter says. BONJOUR
22:05 Tue 07th Aug 20079 answers, last by bloop- 22:35 Fri 24th Aug 2007
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mistys

Why does it hurt??

I know im not fat so why does it hurt to be called it?? Ive only ever been called fat twice in my life, once was when i was 16 and a size 8/10 and my doctor told me i was getting fat and the second...
09:51 Fri 03rd Aug 200715 answers, last by mistys 02:12 Sat 04th Aug 2007
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nowayhos�

3 facts about yourself

can you post 3 facts about yourself? here's 3 about me 1 - i have an internet infactuation! (like u dont already no!!) 2 - i can juggle with 7 balls 3- i own 47 pairs of shoes
10:03 Fri 03rd Aug 200731 answers, last by nuoyg 20:29 Fri 03rd Aug 2007
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topogigo

My son and his lady friends

My son Tim, is 24, very good looking, an absolute charmer when it comes to sales and marketing. He can sell anything, get anyone to sign anything, just with his smile and his cheeky banter, as long as...
09:45 Tue 24th Jul 200750 answers, last by topogigo 19:35 Tue 31st Jul 2007
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confused79

when your in a bad mood!!!!!

Does anyone know what i mean. When you are in a really bad mood and know you are snapping at people and although you dont like being like it you just FEEL like being grumpy and just cant put your...
09:13 Fri 27th Jul 200716 answers, last by H0merSimpson 18:58 Sat 28th Jul 2007
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mr.foz

cheating partners

My partner has cheated on me and im gutted. She denied it at first and lied for ages calling me paranoid etc. When i spoke to the other person he admitted it. Now she admits...
06:03 Fri 20th Jul 200726 answers, last by topogigo 21:00 Wed 25th Jul 2007
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topogigo

Muslim bashing?

How long is the AB going to allow so called jokes, about muslims to be posted in this thread? The bomb in the mosque joke, how funny is that then? I thought it was the terrorists that we generally...
09:54 Tue 24th Jul 20079 answers, last by topogigo 15:50 Tue 24th Jul 2007
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d143237g

Raleigh or Fisgard , he asks with a knowing wink!!!
20:25 Tue 17th Jul 20072 answers, last by topogigo 15:03 Fri 20th Jul 2007
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topogigo

Trouble with women

Why ladies, do you as a species all seem to exhibit a lack of self awareness when it comes to being absolutely horrible to your menfolk on a monthly basis? You know that you are going to have a bad...
10:17 Wed 18th Jul 200712 answers, last by priorylisa 15:45 Thu 19th Jul 2007
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topogigo

Je suis un Marxist

Quote from Groucho Marx: "A toast,. Here's to our wives and girlfriends! May they never meet!"
20:20 Tue 17th Jul 20076 answers, last by dr john 16:36 Wed 18th Jul 2007
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10ClarionSt

Who originally said this?

In Apollo 13, just before the crew attempt re-entry, Tom Hanks says, "Gentlemen, it's been a privilege to serve with you". It has also been in other films but who originally said it? Was it Captain...
19:53 Tue 03rd Jul 20072 answers, last by topogigo 20:26 Tue 17th Jul 2007
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johnlambert

Lying Policeman

: A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and the following exchange take place: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th Drunk...
15:53 Sun 15th Jul 200710 answers, last by topogigo 15:39 Tue 17th Jul 2007
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topogigo

Mon Nom de plume

Does anyone out there know who or what my name Topogigo is about? I do by the way
10:12 Wed 20th Jun 20078 answers, last by Kingaroo 20:19 Mon 23rd Jul 2007
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Leight0n

Bernard Manning - RIP

Some of Bernard Mannings jokes. A black man walks in to a pub with a parrot on his shoulder. "Where did you get that" The barman asks "Africa" Says the parrot. "There's fcuking thousands of them!"...
10:45 Wed 20th Jun 20074 answers, last by Marvelman 22:06 Wed 20th Jun 2007

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