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I Crossword

Having a nightmare with this todayme knew she would . 5d ready for counting various nebulae, involving me, right? 8d Some knew she would be good for gossip 19a Person given job to copy English...
20:07 Sat 19th Jan 201313 answers, last by Sparkles62 20:29 Sat 19th Jan 2013
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marval

Beware The Groan

Benny Shapiro worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. He used to tell his friends that he was the curator, although his primary job was to keep the exhibits clean and polished. One day he happened...
22:30 Sat 22nd Dec 20128 answers, last by askyourgran 21:30 Wed 26th Dec 2012
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Tubbycoates

Live Pc!

Hi all, Whenever I plug my PC in to charge the battery, I keep getting an electric shock from the metal surround. How do I stop it?...
19:39 Sat 22nd Dec 20126 answers, last by Tubbycoates 20:15 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
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puternut

Thieves

Just got home to find all the windows & doors open. ....... ....... They've taken everything....its all gone. ....... ....... The dirty, rotten thieives! ....... ....... What kind of sick minded...
16:39 Thu 20th Dec 201213 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:58 Fri 21st Dec 2012
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dickythecook

On The Motorway

A guy was driving down a motorway in England with his blonde girlfriend. She nudged him and said: "I think those people in the car next to us are from Wales". "Why do you think that ?" he said. "Well,...
22:50 Wed 19th Dec 20126 answers, last by Georgiesmum 19:56 Thu 20th Dec 2012
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dickythecook

Home for Christmas

Best I've seen so far. dtc A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing;...
09:00 Wed 05th Dec 20128 answers, last by marval 15:24 Wed 05th Dec 2012
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Tubbycoates

I prize crytic saturday

Thanks in advance all. Stuck on 3. 1d Military's experts certainly German, not French. J-N-. I assume it's Jane, but I can't find anywhere where that answer fits the definition. 9a I note man in...
21:00 Sun 02nd Dec 201210 answers, last by Tubbycoates 21:20 Sun 02nd Dec 2012
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Jemisa

Twenty Quid...

Yorkshire folk Bill and his wife Blanche go to the Yorkshire Show every year, And every year Bill would say, " Blanche, I'd like to ride in that there 'elicopter " Blanche always replied,...
14:54 Wed 28th Nov 20129 answers, last by zebo 18:05 Wed 28th Nov 2012
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SC00BY

Wi fi, without phone line

Hi, I'm wondering if theres is a way to get wi-fi with no land line. Basically my son lives with my ex, they have no landline phone. Was wondering if you can get wi-fi without one, for using a tablet...
12:57 Tue 27th Nov 201225 answers, last by ChuckFickens 11:44 Sun 02nd Dec 2012
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CailinDeas

A wee smile for you!!

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby...
23:18 Wed 17th Oct 20128 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 13:01 Thu 18th Oct 2012
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marval

I have

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops, a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally...
16:10 Sat 29th Sep 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:21 Sat 29th Sep 2012
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rockfordill

griddler 1144

Have finished today's Griddler OK but am puzzled as to what I C U & I R have to do with "drawn game" - not of great concern but was just wondering - is it chess related ?...
16:50 Sun 16th Sep 20126 answers, last by AberdeenAl 11:35 Mon 17th Sep 2012
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marval

Nosy Men

A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread...
18:24 Mon 20th Aug 201211 answers, last by rickmoore777 15:34 Thu 11th Jul 2013
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marval

Groan

There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townsfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all. However, an enterprising journalist decided to get...
20:28 Mon 16th Jul 20127 answers, last by marval 13:19 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Jemisa

Custody case.

A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to. So he asks the little...
11:14 Wed 04th Jul 20121 answer, last by Tubbycoates 11:18 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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Duncer

Lou Macari

In several of yesterdays' papers the debate was raging about who was greatest team of all, the current Spain side or the 1970's Brazil team. I know Mick and I did this to death the other night, (when...
09:40 Wed 04th Jul 201225 answers, last by Duncer 11:49 Wed 04th Jul 2012
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Duncer

You've inspired me marval

Once upon a time, long, long ago, Jacques Cousteau set of on the Calypso on one of his wonderful marine explorations in search of the lime green hairy-lipped squid. This bizarre creature hadn't been...
20:39 Thu 28th Jun 201210 answers, last by THEMOTLEY1 14:12 Fri 29th Jun 2012
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marval

Okay

The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him....
11:53 Wed 20th Jun 20128 answers, last by Starbuckone 18:40 Wed 20th Jun 2012
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lankeela

EntKeep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. er Your Question Title Here

In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about...
22:36 Sun 17th Jun 201214 answers, last by Tubbycoates 14:53 Mon 18th Jun 2012
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marval

Another groan

One day, an elderly woman was walking along the street, coming home from the supermarket. Her bag of groceries was especially heavy that day, and as she passed Nathan Hale's Used Cars, she got an idea...
08:53 Mon 11th Jun 201211 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 19:18 Sun 12th Aug 2012

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