One night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical plant. In the blink of an eye, it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all fire departments for miles around....
A donkey walks into a bar and sits down next to a really attractive young lady, orders a brew and turns to the young woman and asks her "Do you date asses?" The young lady thinks for a while...
Did anyone notice a blunder on Eastenders last night,Tuesday. Monday night she got into a car with some lads,Lucy pulled her out and the car sped off. Lauren then has a go at Lucy saying that her bag...
Hi all, I use QBasic to mess around on. However, when I put a window up for it, it won't maximise, so whenI write a program I can only see about 20 lines. I've tried the width command and a few screen...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello! He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To...
Why would Audrey need David to sign the salon back. She always gave the impression she was quite well off without using any money from the salon. First there was the life insurance from her Alfie and...
Hi all again, managed to get the drive open, but it still doesn't work. How do you take the top cover off, since I can't see any retaining screws (it's an old Compac PC)
Hope someone can help. I've an old PC (it's got an a: drive on it!). Although there is nothing in the cd drive, the light is constantly on, but it won't open. I've tried ejecting it from 'my...
i need to get my eyes tested and normally go to vision express. I know i need a new prescription and i'm dreading it as i need new frames as well this time. I'm expecting around £300-£400....
They have a new way of using Ecstasy in Yorkshire, They Inject it into the mouth They call it E by gum But there's also the chap who takes his cat to the vet and says, "Right lad, I needs to talk...