Hi all, I've downloaded some files from YouTube which are in MPEG-4 movie format, with an .mp4 file type suffix. I've tried playing them using QuickTime, but there is no picture. I've downloaded other...
Hi all, Having a nightmare with this (just like last week!) Help and why very much appreciated. 4a Artist having pencil remnants, we hear (6) ???B?? 13a Astronomical distance? Analyses speed of light...
Hi all, Missing a few this week. 24a Satifies the setter - set cryptically (5) ????S 25a One's embraced by perfext vamp (9) I???????E 3d Some Antipodeans in their topless swimwear (6) ?S?I?S 4d First...
Hi all, There is a trailer on BBC at the moment for the Proms, and there is a piece of music in the background that I recognise. I've no idea what it's called, or is. Does anyone know? Thanks in...
Hi all, With a little luck and the help given to others, my missus and I have almost done this weeks! Stuck on one, help and explanation please. 19d nothing is found in rubbish expressed by religious...
Hi all, stuck on the r/h side. Help and why please! 6a FE College employs a tutor (5) T?A?? 12a Penguin loves to follow a man (6) ?E?T?? 8d Worker on strike gets dole money (7) ??N???? 15a Appropriate...
Hi all, We think we are missing two. One we are unsure of is 2d, is the answer GLOOP? 17d Old one about to divide more cattle feed (3,4) O?L?A?? It's probably Oil something, why? 25a One man and...
Hi all, hope you can help. Explanations as well please. 12d Travellers to southern countries (not northern) abroad (11) I only have E?O?????S?? 16a Call-girl's job is to --- (11) P?O?????I?N 20a...
Insurance Excuses "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "A car drove away at speed catching our client who went up in the air and his head went through the...
I used to have a job at a stationary firm, but I resigned as I felt it wasn't going anywhere I own a shop selling 'CLOSED' signs. We haven't had a single customer. What is it about people who repair...
Hi all, thanks in advance, answers and why please! 3d Article busy absorbing new version of itself - it's expected (3,4,5) I have THE ?O?e ???N? 13d It marks first appearance of this Bronte novel (10)...
Hi all, missing 4 , TIA 22a Finished most of te section of the golf course ??R???? 12d Stanza that cries out about poet's end R?T?A???C? 19d What one tucking into alcoholic drink will get? P???C? 23d...
Only stuck on one this week, probably the easiest of the lot. Can anyone let me know the answer and why please? 19a one dodging output of hosepipe with agility(4) I've got s?r? Thanks all in advance...
Hi all, stuck on a few. Help and explanations would be appreciated. 13a Wife embraced by excellent old Italian member of armed forces(8) -I-W-M-N 21a Broadcast news in Arabic is to suffice (6) A-S-E-...
A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet, he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller:...
A Yorkshireman takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman:
"Ayeup, lad I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet:
"Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman:
"Nay, I've browt it wi' us"...
This bloke gets a bone marrow transplant from a donor in Argentina and the operation was a great success.
So he wrote him a thank you letter which began – “Dear Diego, Marrow Donor...”...
A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable So they have found a horse burger in Tesco, what's next, my Lidl pony? Not entirely...