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Bostin joke

A rich man from Dudley walks into the jewellers. "Morning aer kid,ow bin ya?" asks the jeweller. "I ay 'appy mucka,me dogs drapped dahn jed,I wuz thinking of 'avin a gowd statue med to remember im."...

wleshbeetle

Wheres WATFORD?????????

Wheres WATFORD?? where is it? anywhere near newcastle? blackpool etc? sounds dull but i havent a clue thanks

Blueboy

Taking the Melons to Market

A Farmer weighs 98 lbs. He has 3 Melons each weighing 1lb. He is crossing a river whic has a load bearing capacity of 100 lbs. How can he take himelf and his melons across simultaneously, without...

smurfchops

Best Place for Savings

What is the best place for savings, after the Northern Rock fiasco, a bank or a building society? And should we spread our money around, say no more than ?35,000 anywhere ??

auzzie

Urine test

I have been checking my blood pressure at home for some time and it has always been raised. Typically, 170/100+. (I'm 47 if that makes any difference) I have been to my doctors who has checked it and...

soldier713

diving wid no insurance

hi my name is john i have 2 Q. 1. iam a banned driver through no faul of my own and was banned for 3 yrs. i am getting posted to germany nxt yr as iam in the forces wot i wont to know is does my ban...

Scotland1993

Depression

I've been suufering from depression for about 4 months now and have been to see a phsychiatrist a few times now. Only now he doesn't seem to be helping me at all and he says that i probably haven't...

natalie_1982

Northern Rock

Whether we should or shouldn't panic, how are these people able to withdraw such huge amounts of cash? I have my mortgage with NR, but I bank with Halifax, at my local branch the maximum withdrawal is...

lordster

wage deductions

I currently work in a hotel bar, and have recently been handed a letter by my employer stating that they will deduct money from my wages if the till is short at the end of the day. Sometimes, there is...

saf250780

football on tv at 3pm on sat

why why isnt football on tv on saturday when they kick off at 3pm it is in spain and many other countries

Shadow Man

Ant and Dec last night.

When the fat woman had all the little pigs fall on her in the bingo hall, did anybody notice the poor people scavenge around for them and collect as many as possible? It was like watching Dickensian...

jacobgeo

aeroplane

how it floting and moving in air?what will be the outside temperature at arround 11000meters hight while flying?how is the breathing air supply inside the air craft at a hight of 11000 metres?

her ladyship

p/boro lions quiz MAKES OF CARS

no15 eight legged insect (6) no57 young film actress (7) no60 junior rural dancer (6,5) no61 tuneful ;m;(6) no68 introductory performance (7) no94 pirate privateering vessel (7) no4 chief one (7)

silver_fern

mot...

Doh!... just realised my cars MOT is due on the 18th of this month... my usual garage cannot fit me in as it is short notice... does anyone know: now that MOTs are recorded on a central computer...

LoftyLottie

Confessions and Roman Catholics

I don't want to start another thread regarding Madeleine McCann, but I have just read from a reputable source that priests have no duty to report anything that is said to them in a confession,...

radiogaga

eating your own while flying

hi my gran is flying soon and is wondering if you can take your own food for consumption on board, rather than pay for airlines off the trolley food. its been that long since i flew i cant recall!...

XladysailaX

nasty brother

my brother always threatens my bf to me and is always winding me up how can i get back at him

kevo2k7

Network blocked my mobile phone

i found an 02 sim card in my local chip shop of all places and foolishly put it in my mobile phone for a nose and discovered it had 3 quid on it so decided to use it until the cred ran out,anyway the...

theforce

Elona Gay

Does anyone know why the name Elona Gay was chosen for the infamous world war 2 bomber?

lovejoy

what are these morons talking about

I'm a a white Englishman, my wife is a white Englishwoman my daughter is a white Englishwoman aged 38 years who has applied for a passport to go on holiday to spain and she has been told that in order...

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