Has just phoned me and asked could I get him £2.50's worth of stewing steak and 1 carrot.
I think I'm going to look an idiot buying just one carrot from the greengrocer......
What am I going to do for dinner? It's cold and miserable so I was thinking a nice bowl of Irish stew. But I fancy soup and crusty bread... Taking into consideration that we don't really do...
So Saturday morning a friend of ours died of a heart attack...
This morning another friend was found dead in the park...
Who believes things happen in 3's?...
I've mentioned before that my Mum is a born again Christian. My son goes to her house at least once a week. The last few weeks he's been getting more and more worried about going. Today he told me...
Brian the meow meow has had another treatment of front line. It doesn't seem to be working very well. Does it make a difference that he's a long haired cat?
"That wife of mine is a liar.” Said the angry husband to a sympathetic pal seated next to him in the bar. “How do you know?” the friend asked. “She didn’t come home...
What are the best pain killers to take if you have a stomach ulcer? OH was involved in a crash on the way home from work and his neck is swollen and painful. He has an ulcer though so not sure which...
One day a girl decided to buy some crotchless panties to surprise her boyfriend. She went and bought them, got home, put them on and waited. When the boyfriend got home there she was spread eagle on...
