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Doctors...

I went to the doctor the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed, but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional –...
16:55 Wed 22nd Sep 201012 answers, last by redman41 14:14 Thu 23rd Sep 2010
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wedding...

A young lad on the eve of his wedding night asks his mother “Mom, why are wedding dresses white?” The mother looks at her son and replies, “Son, this shows the town that your bride...
16:54 Wed 22nd Sep 20104 answers, last by dress 06:21 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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hahahaha

My Mum made my son say grace when she took him to McDonalds... How funny is that? She also sang 'god' songs on the way....!!! lol...
13:17 Sun 19th Sep 201024 answers, last by Sqad 13:59 Sun 19th Sep 2010
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Human rights campaigner...

On BBC now... He just said that only 5% of Catholics in the UK believe that contraception is wrong. 11% of Catholics in the UK believe that homosexuality is morally wrong... Doesn't look like that...
09:24 Sat 18th Sep 20106 answers, last by ummmm 09:54 Sat 18th Sep 2010
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Am I just an old cynic?

My daughters BF dumped her a few months back. She was all heartbroken and all that stuff. He kept her hanging on for a while but decided that it was over once and for all. She then plans to come to...
12:12 Fri 17th Sep 201020 answers, last by paddywak 13:05 Fri 17th Sep 2010
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:-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcH7pBDvdYc Nancy...Jack knows her......
15:37 Mon 13th Sep 201030 answers, last by Bobbisox 18:47 Mon 13th Sep 2010
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Cough...

And whezzing (sp) is there anything that relieves the whezzing?
00:55 Fri 10th Sep 201030 answers, last by tamborine 02:11 Sat 11th Sep 2010
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What happened to Velvetee?

Does anyone know? She was really nice :-)
14:14 Thu 09th Sep 201025 answers, last by ummmm 15:19 Thu 09th Sep 2010
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OMG

How funny/thick are Jedward??? (bet this doesn't get re-posted on SAB)...
15:53 Tue 07th Sep 201016 answers, last by ummmm 16:34 Tue 07th Sep 2010
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I love my Daughter...

I really do. This is the one that missed her flight to England today. So...she's looking at getting the ferry with her boyfriend. Fine... This is what she's just sent me (made me laugh) Claire...
01:00 Tue 07th Sep 201041 answers, last by ummmm 08:32 Tue 07th Sep 2010
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I can't believe it....

My daughter has gone and missed her flight :-( She's missed a flight that was due to leave until 14:55...fcuking Ryanair...!!!...
14:41 Mon 06th Sep 201041 answers, last by McMouse 16:58 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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Cats got fleas....

We're using Frontline combo but it doesn't seem to be working that well. Anyone got any tips to get rid of them? He hasn't had them that long, we checked him regularly. He's just had his second...
07:37 Sat 04th Sep 201026 answers, last by ummmm 09:29 Mon 06th Sep 2010
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Sleeping in separate rooms...

Would you contemplate it? He's driving me nuts during the night and constantly waking me up. He must have woke me about 10 times last night. I really wanted to punch him :-(...
07:43 Tue 31st Aug 201060 answers, last by tamirra 18:05 Tue 31st Aug 2010
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Cheap flights...

Anyone that has traveled with Ryanair might like this.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAg0lUYHHFc...
13:52 Fri 27th Aug 20109 answers, last by Dris 14:45 Fri 27th Aug 2010
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Gingers.....

Made me laugh...... Do you suspect someone of being a closet ginger? Perhaps you thought you saw some ginger roots, but aren't so sure. Maybe you've caught them tapping their feet to the raunchy sound...
10:47 Sat 21st Aug 201037 answers, last by ummmm 12:52 Sat 21st Aug 2010
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If someone has been a complete ar3e....

How long would you leave it until you contact them? Or would you not bother and let them suffer?...
16:18 Mon 16th Aug 201059 answers, last by ummmm 19:05 Mon 16th Aug 2010
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Sqad.....dinner...

What are you having for dinner? We're having surf and turf...a nice sirloin steak with fresh langoustines... We had to buy them from the supermarket though. My Brother, Father, Uncle and Brother in...
15:08 Mon 16th Aug 201034 answers, last by funnygirl 18:50 Mon 16th Aug 2010
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Bleeding from back passage...

I don't know all the details... OH's Uncle was taken into hospital on Saturday with heavy bleeding from his back passage and severe abdominal pains. They are testing him for cancer of the bowel/colon....
09:01 Mon 16th Aug 201015 answers, last by ummmm 15:49 Mon 16th Aug 2010
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Fresh beetroot....

Who likes it and what's the best way to cook it?
11:28 Sun 15th Aug 201016 answers, last by Jemisa 00:28 Mon 16th Aug 2010
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Who likes liver?

Got some the other day but OH is refusing to eat it. How do you cook yours?...
18:10 Wed 11th Aug 201024 answers, last by ummmm 09:18 Sun 15th Aug 2010

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