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OH's feet are covered in massive blisters. He's tempted to pop them but I said he shouldn't. Wouldn't they be worse if he popped them?
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Man accidentally shoots wife. Calls 999. Operator: "Please calm down sir. Can you first make sure they really are dead?" CLICK,BANG! Man:"OK, done that, what next?...
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Just had beer delivered for our journey tomorrow.... 4 Cases of Stella 1 Case of Strongbow 3 Litres of White wine 3 Litres of Red wine 1 Bottle of Vodka 1 Bottle of coke and 1 bottle of water.....What...
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TV line up for tomorrow .... 3pm - England vs Slovenia... 5pm - Out of Africa...
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Shopping? Looks like I've turned into a little porker.....and as it looks like the weather is going to be nice I need to buy some clothes for Glastonbury.... But I hate shopping!!!...
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My Grandad is a millionaire....He'd made it clear that I'm getting F all.....would it bother you? It don't bother me :-)...
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My cousin got glassed on Saturday night. He says he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time (debatable) What gets into someone who puts a glass in someones face? The thought makes me sick.......
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When the batteries in my mouse are running low why does the cursor wonder off to the left hand side of my screen? Why not the right hand side? Actually, why doesn't it just stay still?
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Just connected PC to our TV....all good except we have no sound. Any ideas?
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How was dinner? Did you have to pay? How much did it cost? Was it nice?...
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Has Al Green got Dave Gilmore playing with him....
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All future televised England matches have been moved to the gay adult channel. Apparently the sight of 11 a&seholes frequently getting hammered for 90 minutes is far too explicit for normal TV.
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Get on with your siblings? I dislike my sister....she's not a very nice person....
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We have a rose bush in the garden that hasn't been pruned since he bought the house 15 years ago. Loads of lovely flowers on it but it's all over the place.... I'm no gardener so can someone tell me...
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my cousin works as a nursing assistant in a psychiatric hospital.... 3 years she was charged with a racially motivated attack (I'll fin out exactly when she wakes up) Basically she had an argument...
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I'm still reading that link you posted. Conclusion so far......It's a cult and Mohammad could be likened to David Koresh....
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i changed the batteries and now it won't connect. it's a labtec. mouse is fine....
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Check your emails.... Worried ummmm :-(...
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How are you?
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Joining me for a drink at lunch time for our long distance party? http://www.theanswerb...k/Question899602.html...

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