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Bath plug stuck....

I have one of those plugs where you twist this round thing (lol) and the plug pops up. It's broke and won't twist so I can't get the plug out. The bath still has OH's dirty bath water in it and I do...
10:29 Mon 19th Apr 201056 answers, last by stewart456 22:01 Sat 30th Mar 2013
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Craft...

Are you watching Frankie Boyle?
22:14 Sun 18th Apr 201025 answers, last by ummmm 23:36 Sun 18th Apr 2010
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Paddy....

Paddy's wife comes home from work. All her sex toys are nailed to the wall in a line. She screams ..... 'You fcuking stupid Irish b@stard, I said I wanted a Dado rail'...
10:31 Sat 17th Apr 20104 answers, last by sandyRoe 13:48 Mon 19th Apr 2010
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Happy Birthday....

To my daughter.....she's 18 today xx 1) I feel really old 2) I feel really sad because I'm not with her as she's in Ireland with her Dad........
11:07 Wed 14th Apr 201020 answers, last by ummmm 16:28 Wed 14th Apr 2010
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Yipeeeeeeeeeee

We've got our tickets to Glastonbury....£190 each but it's gonna be worth it. Bring on the drugs.....lol (joking)...
13:47 Sun 11th Apr 201019 answers, last by moonshadow 15:33 Sun 11th Apr 2010
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Kids really do not know how easy they have it...!!!

Tomorrow my son is going to live a Saturday as it was in my life..... Give him an hour and he'll be in tears. He might start to appreciate us now. It's gutted....I've brought them up well, they have...
22:33 Fri 02nd Apr 201012 answers, last by ummmm 23:07 Fri 02nd Apr 2010
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OMG.....

He's only been in from work for 30 minutes and he's already asleep.....!
15:39 Thu 01st Apr 201026 answers, last by askyourgran 21:59 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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Not sure how to explain this....

When I'm in a thread and someone has linked to another thread. I open the link to see the relevance....go back to the original thread and post my answer. The answer posts ok but I'm then taken to the...
11:15 Thu 01st Apr 20107 answers, last by society 17:09 Thu 01st Apr 2010
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Well that hurt.....

3 mins to take the implant out??? yeah, maybe for other people but not bloody me. They couldn't get it out, two Doctors and four stitches later I feel a bit bruised.
19:55 Tue 30th Mar 201019 answers, last by McMouse 12:38 Wed 31st Mar 2010
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Contraceptive implant...

Due to get mine taken out later today. Has anyone had it? Does it hurt? Got the dreaded long overdue smear test as well :-( Should I neck a drink first? It's not until 5 o/c...so well into the...
10:20 Tue 30th Mar 201040 answers, last by ummmm 14:40 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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The worse wedding present ever.....

On two occasions Ginger has given the worst present ever. First...he brought a new kettle so put his old one in the box, wrapped it up and gave it to his mate for his wedding present...lol Same with...
17:13 Mon 29th Mar 201015 answers, last by ummmm 09:06 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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Kids are so naive.....

My daughter (18 in a few weeks) lives with her Dad in Ireland. Well she did until they had a fall out. She is now staying with her boyfriend. She phoned me yesterday asking for money to put a deposit...
13:16 Mon 29th Mar 201026 answers, last by ummmm 16:53 Mon 29th Mar 2010
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Some people.....

Are idiots. Apparently Gingers cousin got beat up quite badly by her boyfriend last night. Her Brother has just rang me asking me to get hold of MY cousin to sort him out. What The Funicular.....what...
11:07 Mon 29th Mar 201020 answers, last by society 14:06 Mon 29th Mar 2010
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Engagement ring...

Ginger went to get me one this weekend. I've just found the receipt (emptying his pockets for the wash) 3k he spent....the nutter. I would rather have the cash...lol What's the most you would spend? I...
09:59 Mon 29th Mar 201084 answers, last by ummmm 09:56 Tue 30th Mar 2010
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AB won't let me log out...

When I try to log out it just returns me to the home page. Is this happening to anyone else..??
15:16 Sat 27th Mar 20109 answers, last by ummmm 20:44 Sat 27th Mar 2010
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What to do....

My 13 year old son has been looking positively depressed for quite a while now. He uses my phone to send texts. Tonight for the first time ever I looked through them. Not a pretty story :-( He's...
00:18 Thu 25th Mar 201024 answers, last by LoftyLottie 12:30 Thu 25th Mar 2010
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Another one dead....

From taking plant food. How long before they ban it?
14:36 Tue 23rd Mar 201062 answers, last by daffy654 17:45 Tue 23rd Mar 2010
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So.....

Shall we leave the questions about NOK until tomorrow? Ed is obviously not around to answer our questions......it stinks though. Will Ed answer our questions????? I think not..!!!...
18:34 Sun 21st Mar 2010101 answers, last by stompe 20:35 Sun 21st Mar 2010
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Someone forgot to delete their browsing history...!!!!!

Why do women in porn films keep their shoes on????
12:33 Fri 19th Mar 201019 answers, last by ummmm 18:32 Fri 19th Mar 2010
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Wife swap USA....

Bunch of nutters....can't wait..lol Why do they scream so much? Right in your face....couldn't you just head butt them?...
13:08 Thu 18th Mar 20101 answer, last by mccfluff 13:59 Thu 18th Mar 2010

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