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I bet I don't last long before this 'new' internet brakes. It's done it twice already and that's before I even got on. I blame the xbox :-( Anyway....hello people :-)...
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I'm posting this song...just for you....cos I lov ya :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00vle1D97Ck...
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I tried to love my Mum but I feel nothing for her. She was a great Mum and tried so hard with me. I just wanted my Dad though.... Paying the price now......
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But my computer lost the plot....!!!! Here's the scenario..... My sister has dealt with all aspects of my Dads funeral. I wasn't able :-(( Anyway....the 'charlatan' she got to erect his headstone has...
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My son ran a bath this morning but decided he didn't have time. I watched the cat sitting on the side of the bath staring at the water. He jumped in....froze...drank some of the water....then freaked...
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You might struggle to understand him but it does get clearer.... Wind up phone calls.....Irish style :-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIfWTQAy5vY...
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nutter on the phone...!!
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Tesco's always so packed? I was in there yesterday and today and both times it was packed. It's packed full of people that don't know how to shop and full of staff that go about as fast as someone...
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I am being driven demented by the boys. Was suppose to go out today but the weather is too bad. They were suppose to go out yesterday but the weather was too bad. Even the cat won't go out..!! They...
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So far everyone I have asked save their parents names in their phone as Mum or Dad. Ginger has his Mum as 'don't smoke' and his Dad as Martin. I think it's strange.... He thinks it's normall.....
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It's took me all day to work this Fluffing dongle out.......!!!
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All they're interested in is what money he had..... breaks my heart.....Fluff the lot of them...
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My son just asked me what a 'grand slam' is??? I don't know.......
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Can't find who asked about it. Someone was planning to go and see it tonight. Well I went last night. It's absolutely brilliant....if your 10. The best bits.... The food before we went . The beers...
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I was just driving it fine. Stopped at the shop, went to lock the door and the central locking didn't work. Tried to start it again and it's just turning over. Radio won't turn on. The only lights...
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I copied this from a 'freinds' status on FB. How ignorant can some people be. The sad thing is....all his replies were in agreement. What a sad thick bunch.... Shame on you ENGLAND !!!!!! the only...
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We weren't sure if we should tell my Nan...who has dementia. Turns out we didn't have to tell her. She already new. She said to the nursing staff....I use to be a twin, but I'm not anymore. They...
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I had a few family member round last night. Had too much to drink, as you do. Ginger has just phoned me to ask was I back on the juice...!!!!

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