Has anyone else heard of saying"mother of pearl!" when they see something surprising or they are shocked? I say it a lot and my husband says it's not a saying and it's ridiculous but...
When I look at "My Profile" on this site, I discover a number of questions I've posed have been removed. As I can't recall any of them being contensious, how can I find out which ones they were?...
Can I have just one post on here please? I've come to the conclusion that someone is just being vindictive and objecting to my posts just because it's me. It seems to me that Ed will pull it just...
He says he knows it is birdflu cos he has started talking bo??ocks, wearing make-up and can't park the car. Any chance Drusilla could have a word with him! ?
Bono is still harping on about how poor Africa is blah blah blah. However, it still cost me ?120 to see U2 last year and that was not an inflated ebay price. Am I missing the point or is he a...
Hello suckers! Marge walked in today and said she'd just been to the beauty parlour. I said: oh, were they closed then? Hee Hee. Oh no! Not banned again? Doh! Buuurrrrp!
Check out the news of the whale that's swimming in the Thames at the moment. Also has anyone on here actually seen it down there? Looks amazing - shame I'm stuck at work!!
You lot thought you'd got rid of me eh? Don't delete me Ed! What did I do rong? Pleases be specific. Wow, that's a big word for me! Don't just say "site rules" etc etc. People just don't understand us...
You know that old joke about two blokes (let's say they lived in Dublin) who found a dead donkey and didn't know what to do with it, so the first one, let's call him Pat, says, let's raffle it, and...
