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i.am.legend

for the haters

As im gonna be very busy this morning i thought id put this thread up. Anyone missing me and their chances at cheap digs , snidey comments or general crap about me ? Well you can use this as an outlet...

hunston

Plumbing

What is the difference between a service valve and an isolating valve. they both look the same and they both stop the water flow. Is it where they are used?

PullUpTulip

prophylactic

3 blokes in the pub talking about women. "You won't believe my wife" says one, "she just bought herself a car and she can't drive!". "Yeah," says the second man, "My wife's got herself loads of...

PullUpTulip

Four

A woman was playing golf, she teed off and watched as her ball flew directly towards a man playing the next hole. She heard the cry of pain as he immediately clasped his hands together at his groin,...

sparko33

Scouse Power

The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the British governments 'work for the dole' scheme and employ some...

styley

Little Ralphy.

Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. 'Why?' asks the father? 'The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3,'' I said '6', replies RALPHY. 'But that's right!' says his dad....

Iamblue

Essex girl

Sharon picks up her mobile phone while driving home. "Be careful", says her boyfriend. "It says on the news that a maniac is driving the wrong way up the A13". "Not just one", says Sharon "There's...

Kirkpatrick

Do you still believe...

Guy smashes up his new Ferrari on a mountain pass. Climbs out the wreckage sobbing and sits woefully on the grass. He is suddenly shaken by a something touching his shoulder. Standing there is the...

twazerk

New car

Bloke buys his wife a brand spanking new ford fiesta and brings it home, wifey takes one look out of the window at it & whines, "but I wanted something that would go from zero to 140 in seconds",...

mibn2cweus

Good bye answerbank

Since Naomi will not give me the ****ing key I have decided to follow Jesus and be a Christian just like Theland. I am ashamed of my past history here so I'm going to devote the time I used to spend...

pastafreak

Help!!!!don't all the below threads belong in

SPORT????? there are at least 9 of them...and WHERE are the girls!!!

fabemmy

How many calorie are there in a spag bol

anyone know how many calories they is in a normal sized portion of Spag bol.

Wix

Impressions

Can you inpersonate anybody? I can do Steve Coogan.

XFilesfan

Money no object,

if you could be ANYWHERE now, where would you be?

wizzywheels

Household insurance renewal problem

just renewed my household buildings and contents insurance with a Broker - on checking new Policy schedule find that freezer contents ?300 are not now insured (but was last year) - the Broker is...

bobtheturkey

will you

have anything to eat before bed? im not sure what to get the maid to make

daffy654

Did You Know...

That today is World Autism Awareness Day? http://www.worldautismawarenessday.org/site/c. egLMI2ODKpF/b.3917065/

lab1986

speeding

hi all i need some help,i have just been flashed by a speed camera about an hour ago it was a yellow fixed speed camera,i was doing 38 in a 40 zone so y on earth have i been flashed????i did change...

puss_boots

What happened to No.9

Number 9 has mysteriously lost itself, its here on my bit of paper on my desk but just vanished into thin air, where do you think it went.