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Sweetie77

Can anyone translate this for me?

I think this message is meant for me but the person (who I have fallen out with!) has annoyingly written it in Dutch! I have tried to put it in a translation site but I think there is some spelling...
20:34 Wed 02nd Apr 200811 answers, last by Sweetie77 20:57 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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Velvetee

Is my urine supposed to be tinged with red?

Today I made myself a fresh juice drink, consisting of Beetroot, Carrots and Apple. Now, all day, my urine has been reddish in colour. Is this normal, does beetroot stain urine?
20:25 Wed 02nd Apr 200820 answers, last by JohnnyO 18:00 Tue 08th Jul 2008
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animad

intervine or what?

there are two small about a week and a half old chickens near my house and their mother who looked after them has disappeared and there are feathers everywhere so, its obvious whats happened. The...
19:31 Mon 31st Mar 200813 answers, last by animad 23:32 Fri 18th Apr 2008
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~max~

Funnies!

This one made me snort cider all over my keyboard! Hope the link works.... http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completes tore/2008/3/31/iknowtimmyis128514670180781250. jpg
19:42 Tue 01st Apr 200850 answers, last by banjosister 22:44 Tue 01st Apr 2008
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legend758

how many of you ?

Were complete numptys and fell for some of the april fools stories ? Sarkosy getting extra height , penguins flying , alastair darling buying lottery ticket .And anyone who fell for the sotox on tv...
10:33 Tue 01st Apr 20086 answers, last by velvet lady 20:42 Tue 01st Apr 2008
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gina32

madness?

http://www.northantset.co.uk/news/Man-dubbed-B ritain39s-worst-driver.3933109.jp do you think he should have a re-test before he is allowed behind the wheel again??
19:33 Tue 01st Apr 20082 answers, last by velvet lady 20:38 Tue 01st Apr 2008
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poohshunny

Trapped wind

My hubby is really struggling with trapped wind. He keeps trying to burp to bring it up but he can't shift it at all. Any suggestions on how to shift it would be gratefully received. Thanks Ali
20:13 Tue 01st Apr 200813 answers, last by poohshunny 23:02 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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mech29

noisy neighbours

Does, anybody know what i can do with my neighbours, every weekend they play their music. May i add, very loud bass music vibrating through the wall. All last night, until: 3:30 this morning, and its...
21:02 Sun 30th Mar 200815 answers, last by velvet lady 20:27 Tue 01st Apr 2008
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suzee1

help me find a decent tasting coffee

can anyone advise me of a smooth coffee for my new coffee machine the problem being so far every one iv bought has tasted similar to an ashtray its awfull and have all cost around ?2"ish" i dont mind...
19:15 Sun 30th Mar 200814 answers, last by cruella 18:18 Sat 05th Apr 2008
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minnie1974

we dont make love very often

Hi all. after talking too a guy off the internet for 3 years, we met in feb of this year and too keep it brief moved intogether straight away. i love him too bits, but im going out of my mind with...
17:11 Thu 27th Mar 200821 answers, last by velvet lady 20:21 Tue 01st Apr 2008
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werewlof44

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Is there anybody out there ?
20:39 Sun 30th Mar 200811 answers, last by velvet lady 21:13 Sun 30th Mar 2008
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werewlof44

Is there anybody out there

New to this so looking for tips on how it works .
20:49 Sun 30th Mar 200820 answers, last by Jugglering 21:50 Sun 30th Mar 2008
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velvet lady

eye examination

A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examing his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating."...
11:12 Fri 28th Mar 20083 answers, last by velvet lady 21:06 Sun 30th Mar 2008
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velvet lady

car crash

A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, "Wow, look at our cars...
11:31 Fri 28th Mar 20086 answers, last by johny5 03:27 Sun 04th May 2008
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samii

I use a damp sponge

A husband and wife are in bed for the night. The wife turns on her side ready to sleep, and the husband turns his bedside lamp on to read a book. As he is reading he slides his hand down her back,...
16:11 Sun 10th Feb 20084 answers, last by velvet lady 14:40 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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me again

cleaning wax off my new lcd tv

Yesterday my 32 month old son smeered the red wax from a baby bell cheese all over the screen of my new Hitachi 42 LCD tv . HELP ! I can not get it off when cold I am worried the soft plasic screen...
10:11 Fri 28th Mar 200891 answers, last by velvet lady 21:10 Sun 30th Mar 2008
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Richie1976

Hungry

Why's it taking so long for lunch time to arrive? I soo hungry I could a scabby cow with a chapped ass betweeen two p1ssy mattresses.
11:10 Fri 28th Mar 200864 answers, last by helliebobs 15:09 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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velvet lady

docs appointment

One night, as a couple lies down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a gynecologist...
11:11 Fri 28th Mar 20084 answers, last by velvet lady 11:25 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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Leachy10

Paddy

Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma. After being in the coma for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she...
21:49 Fri 08th Feb 20083 answers, last by velvet lady 08:54 Sat 16th Feb 2008
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Leachy10

Girlie holiday

A group of girlfriends are on holiday when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a...
19:49 Sun 10th Feb 20082 answers, last by velvet lady 08:52 Sat 16th Feb 2008

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