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Bazile

Mis - Understanding

I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance - so I pushed her over....
17:27 Wed 18th Apr 20184 answers, last by DTCwordfan 21:37 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Jadie-babie1

Foods Of The World Anagram

Evil bean soup For camps international Closing date 31st August...
14:26 Wed 18th Apr 20187 answers, last by mallyh 16:05 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Spot Check!!

I got pulled over by a policeman last night on my drive home. He said 'This is a spot check' I said I've got 2 blackheads on my nose and a boil on my bum!!...
14:17 Wed 18th Apr 20186 answers, last by Voltage 17:28 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

A Lot Of Things Are 'the Worst They Have Ever Been'

A lot of things are 'the worst they have ever been'... But i feel people are reluctant to admit this is due to the current government... What is good about our current government at the moment? I'm a...
10:47 Wed 18th Apr 2018139 answers, last by Jackdaw33 14:43 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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Quoi

What Do You Think About This Joke..

I think my mind has been affected by the nanny state - jokes I would usually find funny and harmless are making me think whether I can laugh any more at a minority group. made me feel uncomfortable -...
09:50 Wed 18th Apr 201843 answers, last by fraser 00:08 Thu 19th Apr 2018
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flyingducks

A Moon Between Half And Full

Weather related, help needed please the last to left . 49. A moon between half and full.(7) 63. More commonly known as GMT (4,4). TIA
10:46 Wed 18th Apr 20184 answers, last by douglas9401 10:51 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Patsy33

Party

I'm going to a recycling party at the weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle..
21:14 Tue 17th Apr 20186 answers, last by aelmpvw 08:47 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Arcmac50

Nursery Rhyme Quiz

Could someone please help me solve the following Nursery Rhyme anagrams:- a U MOT test my little Limo ET - 3 word answer b)Trek Kate to art Morn - 4 word answer c)Red Sea was warm Joy - 3 word answer...
20:24 Tue 17th Apr 20185 answers, last by Voltage 20:39 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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Samuraisan

Robert Preston

Does anyone else find his way of speaking irritating ? ITV news political reporter....
18:37 Tue 17th Apr 201834 answers, last by Georgiesmum 00:51 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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marval

Practice

I was practicing my potting technique in the local snooker club yesterday. The manager approached me and said. “Get out and take that soil with you.”...
18:25 Tue 17th Apr 201811 answers, last by marval 22:02 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

Stutter Therapist....

A stutter therapist was trying to sort out John, Jock and Paddy. She tried everything to stop their stuttering without success. She thought, “There is only one think left to try.” She says them,...
17:57 Tue 17th Apr 201812 answers, last by Old_Geezer 13:18 Wed 18th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Banned From Lidl.!

I cannot believe I've been banned from Lidl. The checkout girl said 'strip down facing me'. How was I supposed to know she was on about my credit card ???...
17:15 Tue 17th Apr 201822 answers, last by Voltage 18:26 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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DTCwordfan

Stuttering Problem

Following on from Volty's stutter... A man visits the doctor because of his severe stuttering problem. The doctor says, "It appears that your penis is four inches too long and is pulling on your vocal...
17:24 Tue 17th Apr 20183 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:29 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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Voltage

A Man With A Stutter!

A man with a stutter died in prison today. He couldn't even finish that sentence !!!...
17:09 Tue 17th Apr 20188 answers, last by Patsy33 17:24 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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Voltage

Vegetarians !!

Where do vegetarians go on holiday? Quornwall....
14:53 Tue 17th Apr 201823 answers, last by marval 18:16 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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mollymoo80

Is It Fraud?

Bought a house via right to buy with my ex. Upon splitting up the house was put up for sale. We both moved out in 2015- he was removed for domestic abuse- he threw me out just after getting out of...
15:35 Tue 17th Apr 20184 answers, last by dannyk13 15:52 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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youngmafbog

£20 Is A Bit Stiff, Is It Worth It?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5622585/Viagra-sale-19-99-Tesco-Asda-Morrisons-Superdrug-today.html#comments...
13:04 Tue 17th Apr 201835 answers, last by youngmafbog 15:09 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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Shaglene

The Office Party..........

John woke up after the annual office party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way...
14:23 Tue 17th Apr 20183 answers, last by Patsy33 15:05 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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youngmafbog

Stop The War Protester Thinksassad Is Ok As He Is A Doc!

Just look at her demonic look too. Must have been let out for the day I reckon. Apart from the fact that the UK is not 'at war' her argument seems a trifle odd. Obviously forgotten about Shipman and a...
13:17 Tue 17th Apr 201827 answers, last by RobNorth 23:14 Tue 17th Apr 2018
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spathiphyllum

This Year, The Tories Haven't Posted Anything About Registering To Vote.

They don’t want you to vote because they know they've failed you. This is your chance to send them a message on Thursday 3 May. Register to vote before tonight's 11.59pm deadline:...
11:58 Tue 17th Apr 201831 answers, last by spathiphyllum 11:52 Thu 19th Apr 2018

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