I tried walking onto an army base. I was stopped by a guard, who was only 5 foot 4 inches. “Sorry,” he said, “you’re not allowed on here.” I thought, “He’s a little territorial.”...
That was my dream 2 or 3 nights ago. How bizarre to dream about him... He's a good enough actor but I wouldn't describe myself as an avid fan.
What's the most bizarre thing you've dreamt?...
Is She not well. I haven't heard from her in a while and did wonder. Particularly after watching those American operations of getting the cut from the body and did wonder did she get around such a...
Archaeologists working on a ancient Saxon dig, have been excited to unearth the body of a man. He is believed to have been murdered in a dispute over the ownership of some dye. It is thought to be the...
... loud here.
There are about 40 young people in my backyard, bonfire blazing, music pumping, grog flowing.
When do you think an old fart like me may get some sleep?...
As I'm a golf widow today I'm only "cooking" for one. I'm having a bacon and goats' cheese salad with two lobster tails pan fried in butter.
What are you serving up today?...
Happy Easter people, Got two of my Sisters staying plus a Friend who has been flooded out of her Flat. BIL joining us when he finishes work tomorrow. Just been to the Local for an hour or so, nice but...
"Doctor, please hurry. My husband swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."...
'Tis the eve of a public holiday and I'm sipping a glass of pink fizz, OH is having a Thatchers Cider and Junior has just necked 4oz of SMA Pro. What are you supping this evening and have you any nice...
It appears that the re-booted version will have a panel of celebrity judges, and be presented by Mel and Sue. Personally, I never really liked the show, I don't really care for Mel and Sue, so I...
I was woken up this morning with severe stomach cramps. They lasted about 5 minutes and then eased off. I still have a slight ache but nothing I can't cope with. I have Ulcerative Colitis and wonder...