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Husband/wife Swapping...

A man suggests to his wife, "Darling, shall we try swapping positions tonight." "That's a great idea," she replies. "Why don't you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and break wind."...

marval

My Friend

My friend was very disappointed with his stag party. He asked for a night full of fit birds. Apparently the 2018 Doncaster pigeon race wasn’t what he had in mind....

Patsy33

Songs You Wouldn't Hear At A Wedding..

I'll start with one D.I.V.O.R.C.E Tammy Wynette....

zabado

Cludo.

Waddingtons has brought out a new version of Cludo aimed at "swingers". It seems that everybody did it in every room....

spathiphyllum

Ripped Jeans

Are they acceptable, or bad taste?...

Islay

Diarrhoea!

4 days of diarrhoea, tried Imodium worked for about 6 hours, it’s leaving me very drained. Just ate a plain dinner of chicken and tomato and it’s gone straight through me. How long before I seek...

MavisT

Tv Quiz And Game Shows By 6Th Chatteris Brownies Due By 31.05.18

Glossy paper goes back for drill part (6) Unwritten & alien why? 50 is in Barclays! (8,5) See the mast? "er" mind your head! (10) Mr Autry has food share for sporting event (3,10,4) Car part has money...

MavisT

Tv Quiz And Game Shows By 6Th Chatteris Brownies Due By 31.05.18

Walk out is fortunate (6,2,5)

MavisT

Tv Quiz & Game Shows

Get this at a rocket launch

Patsy33

Missing Toast...

I was just enjoying a banana and four halves of toast, when I had to go into another room to fetch a pen from my handbag. When I came back my two pieces of toast had disappeared. I know I only ate two...

animids

Daily Mail Giant

12a. Chilliness, 3.2.3.3.. 1d, programme, 4. 2d, low quality.6.

marval

I Tried

I tried walking onto an army base. I was stopped by a guard, who was only 5 foot 4 inches. “Sorry,” he said, “you’re not allowed on here.” I thought, “He’s a little territorial.”...

Patsy33

My Dancing

My Husband is annoyed because I've taken up dancing. He told me I was obsessed, dancing around the house all the time. He said that's all Ive got on my mind... I said. "There you go. Twisting it...

dmbhunt

Boxer's Extended Arm 4 Letter

Daily Mail Smallest Boxer's extended arm (sl) i have P??P. Thanks D...

marval

I Told

I told a local DJ that I had a large amount of rare vinyl. “Is there any chance that I could come round and have a look?” he asked. He didn’t look too impressed when I showed him my collection...

Patsy33