The onion. How many dishes do not start by coarsely or finely slicing an onion ? For a curry, you go on to burn it with garlic, for a bolognese, you soften it gently, for a beef casserole it is the...
I just hand-washed a few towels and hung them out in the garden. 5 minutes later it started to rain so I rushed out and brought them in where they are now dripping all over the floor. Would you have...
Do not under any circumstances do any internet banking, buy any books from Amazon, haggle on ebay, online shop at Tescos, until further notice. crossroads has been piddle ar$ing around and has broken...
Youths (or yoofs) threw rubbish through the open passenger window of a car in Crystal Palace, Sarf London laak innit. When the driver got out to complain/remonstrate/whatever, he was killed. Fair...
Made in China, everywhere you see it. Cut costs, make more profits, and if it costs a few hurricanes and floods then sobeit. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/6946425.st m The human race will over...
It's ok because I have told you in advance, and I have adopted the usual shrill lesbian leftie tripe. Is it ok for a pack of well-meaning loonies to compromise security at Heathrow, when global...
On BBC News tonight http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/tayside_an d_central/6944534.stm Hilarious, but of course deeply offensive, and racist. No hang on it isn't racist the chavs are white !! How...
Does anyone have personal experience of these ? I saw one advertised in Woolies, from JML, you just plug it in and it is claimed to deter rats, mice, cockroaches, etc. I've had mice a couple of times...
Has anybody noticed that there is a complete glut of huge blackberries everywhere this year, yet nobody is out with bowls picking them, and I don't see birds and animals eating them. Which animals or...
If it were ever possible to create a completely tasteless drink, then Budweiser have done it with 'Silver'. Cold, fizzy, but lacking the subtlety and oomph of the Milton Keynes-brewed true Bud. Is...
I am, I hope so anyway. I recycle everything, and of late have tried to be more influential by shooting down aircraft. Largely unsuccessful obviously, but this afternoon I did manage to frighten a BA...
I am leaving this time after several earlier attempts. I am fed up with half-dressed girls turning up at my door, the endless accusations, cold hands, ASBOs, oh we are girl guides on a training course...
What on the internet would you regard as proof of identity ? Will a heartfelt assurance do, or a piccie, or a link to myspace, or even a phone number ? How do you know that you are talking to a tasty...
