I got a fined for "Accelerating in an excessive manner" yesterday. I think the cop was a bit harsh. What do you think? http://i31.tinypic.com/2a5xdw6.jpg
Anyone have any idea on how to set the spell check language to English in Outlook Express please? Can't ever remember using it until recently but it is set to French. Tried...
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their bums. I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85% of women think their bum is too fat... 10% of women think their bum is too...
Little Andrew was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, " Nan, what's that called when two...
While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what the heck...
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak.... He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and...
I believe every year is getting a tiny but increasing amount longer. Is this due to the sun getting cooler and thus having slightly less gravitational pull, or what?
Jackand Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and...
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked the man....
This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we...
She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend...
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied....
How much longer are we going to sit back and put up with this religious islamic rubbish? The woman was there to help the Sunanic children for goodness sake!
The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby. Little Johnny...