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snoring

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop...
04:54 Sun 06th Feb 20112 answers, last by squarebear 21:38 Sun 06th Feb 2011
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The stork

The teacher was telling the kids about the birds and the bees and she explained that when a man and a woman meet and fall in love, nine months later the stork usually brings them a little baby from...
04:52 Sun 06th Feb 20112 answers, last by beso 12:22 Sun 06th Feb 2011
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Try again

<a href="http://tinypic.com?ref=34ffn00" target="_blank"><img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/34ffn00.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by...
21:24 Thu 03rd Feb 20113 answers, last by squarebear 09:05 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Now we know why! http://i52.tinypic.com/34ffn00.jpg...
21:23 Thu 03rd Feb 20116 answers, last by picturepost 10:31 Fri 04th Feb 2011
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Japanese Hotel service

An Australian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo , Japan .. Realising he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on...
22:11 Sun 30th Jan 20112 answers, last by marval 23:12 Sun 30th Jan 2011
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Cenesthetic hallucination

Sorry, not a real question but this is freaky. Get ready to experience an hallucination. 1.- Click on the link below 2.- Then "click me to get trippy", 3.- Look at the center of the screen...
08:38 Sat 29th Jan 20114 answers, last by ludwig 20:21 Sat 29th Jan 2011
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Kids

Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when...
22:56 Thu 27th Jan 20111 answer, last by Answerprancer 23:54 Thu 27th Jan 2011
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Compass

How would a compass work at the South Pole. Would it show North which ever way you turned?
20:12 Tue 25th Jan 20115 answers, last by wildwood 19:14 Wed 26th Jan 2011
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Suicide bombers

If there really is a heaven as many seem to think, would this also not include suicide bombers (and Answerbank trolls)? I would imagine that anyone who believes so vehemently in their convictions that...
07:18 Tue 04th Jan 201136 answers, last by ummmm 08:49 Thu 06th Jan 2011
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The stutterer

A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammerers Action group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success. Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she...
04:49 Sat 01st Jan 20112 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 17:56 Sun 02nd Jan 2011
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Nag nag nag

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon...
04:44 Sat 01st Jan 20111 answer, last by marval 14:51 Sat 01st Jan 2011
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Multiple wifes.

In some countries it is not unusual for a man to have several wifes. If fact, it is quite prevalent when this is also sanctioned by their religion. What happens to all these surplus males?...
22:09 Fri 31st Dec 201015 answers, last by sophie_1003 15:30 Mon 03rd Jan 2011
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Apologies to those with Irish genes!

Paddy takes his goldfish to the vet. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it...
23:07 Tue 28th Dec 20105 answers, last by marval 22:23 Wed 29th Dec 2010
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The Brothel

Three Irishmen are sitting in the pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel over the road. The local vicar appears, and quickly goes inside. "Will you look at that", says the...
22:29 Tue 28th Dec 2010
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A WORTHY TALE FOR CHRISTMAS

IN THE REAL TRADITION of Charles Dickens! I’ve just heard from a friend in the north of England. He says it has been snowing heavily for three days now. His wife has done nothing but stare...
06:31 Fri 24th Dec 20105 answers, last by zabado 19:59 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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ANOTHER GREAT IDEA FROM AN AVERAGE JOE! WHY AREN'T PEOPLE WITH COMMON SENSE LIKE THIS IN WASHINGTON?

according to an email I received today.............. Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports: All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that...
03:15 Fri 17th Dec 20106 answers, last by jake-the-peg 16:51 Fri 17th Dec 2010
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Yodellohedee........

This is getting scary! http://www.austrianti...g_Muslims,_say_judges...
19:38 Thu 16th Dec 20106 answers, last by boxtops 18:31 Sun 26th Dec 2010
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The three Kings

Teacher: Little Johnny, can you tell me the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives? Little Johnny answered: Drin-king, smo-king, and bon-king....
02:28 Fri 10th Dec 20101 answer, last by NazNomad 12:22 Fri 10th Dec 2010
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Here's one for the ABers who haven't heard it yet so don't give me any of that "that's an old one" crap.

Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed...
21:32 Wed 08th Dec 201010 answers, last by askyourgran 22:50 Wed 08th Dec 2010
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How to wrap a cat for Xmas.

Remember, if you click the explode button it is your own doing... don't blame me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm3dm5J5r0A...
02:22 Mon 06th Dec 20103 answers, last by lumination 02:58 Mon 06th Dec 2010

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