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Compassion

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said,...
09:10 Sat 28th May 2011
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Cheap Ipad.

If you are interested in getting an iPad I can get hold of them cheap through a contact. The numbers are limited and he has 1000 iPads going for less than half price – it’s first come...
22:23 Thu 19th May 20113 answers, last by Jillius 21:12 Fri 20th May 2011
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Saturday night bath

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the Old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also...
08:36 Tue 17th May 2011
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The Artist

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. "Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is...
20:12 Mon 16th May 20111 answer, last by DTcrosswordfan 20:14 Mon 16th May 2011
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Butter warmer.

How does the butter warmer in my Fridge door work? There is no wire from the actual fridge(s) to the door so why is there a 3-way switch, it is obviously is not electrical....
02:57 Sat 14th May 20114 answers, last by AlBags 17:23 Sun 15th May 2011
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Lemon Squeeze

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'...
04:35 Fri 13th May 20112 answers, last by MatlockBill 13:17 Mon 16th May 2011
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Brothel Trip

Here's another old one. An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years...
04:49 Wed 11th May 20112 answers, last by The-Toff- 20:14 Wed 11th May 2011
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Postage

How does the cost of int international postage work? You post a letter/parcel in Sydney to New York. I suppose that the Australian postage includes the cost of getting it on the plane to USA but who...
04:40 Wed 11th May 20112 answers, last by wildwood 04:54 Wed 11th May 2011
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Driver's License

A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied....
23:21 Fri 06th May 20115 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:37 Fri 06th May 2011
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INdian taxi driver

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Durban Cab Rank. The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no attempt to start the Cab. "What's wrong with you...
22:52 Wed 04th May 20113 answers, last by moonraker558 04:53 Thu 05th May 2011
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Oh how times have changed.....

I'm not saying a thing! http://tinypic.com/r/5xsf4j/7...
22:43 Wed 04th May 201117 answers, last by pixi- 14:21 Fri 06th May 2011
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What if...

the first son of Will and Kate is Gay? At that time Charlie would be pushing up daisies so would that boy be the first in line or do they have to be capable of procreation.
02:48 Wed 27th Apr 201115 answers, last by Starbuckone 22:57 Wed 27th Apr 2011
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All Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while

All Irish women are entitled to a climax once in a while Some years ago, Paddy married an attractive woman, Maggie, half his age, in a small coastal Irish community. After several months, Maggie...
22:40 Tue 26th Apr 20113 answers, last by boxtops 22:44 Tue 26th Apr 2011
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Hair

Am I the only one who is alarmed at the lack of common hygiene in the myriad of cooking shows that bombard the TV highway? Stoking fallen hair back and then touching food that others have to eat seems...
07:17 Fri 22nd Apr 20117 answers, last by SizzleSquid 00:28 Sun 24th Apr 2011
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Good advice

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight. While enroute home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to...
05:47 Mon 18th Apr 20113 answers, last by Khandro 18:21 Mon 18th Apr 2011
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Watch this!

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04:03 Sun 17th Apr 20118 answers, last by Chaffinch 19:05 Sun 17th Apr 2011
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Wine

Woman sitting at home drinking a wine on the porch with her husband and she says, "I love you.." He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies, "It's me................
22:21 Thu 14th Apr 201111 answers, last by notafish 16:08 Fri 15th Apr 2011
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HOspital

A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local hospital and this conversation follows: 'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want to...
22:14 Thu 14th Apr 20116 answers, last by askyourgran 23:29 Fri 15th Apr 2011
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Dope users

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope. The judge says, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to...
05:20 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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Sex after death.

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together,...
23:39 Wed 13th Apr 20114 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 20:38 Tue 19th Apr 2011

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