FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites! FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd....
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each...
The prayers by the American Indians were more effective then with the modern religions. Praying for rain eventually produced rain, can't argue with that, even if it took some time! Praying to the sun...
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have sex?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up,...
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded,...
I was getting a few groceries at my local supermarket where I selected: A litre of lite white milk A carton of eggs A litre of orange juice A lettuce A jar of coffee A kg of bacon As I was unloading...
A Woman is a man's best friend. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and...
If their idol is so great, surely it would know the prayers thoughts and take that as devotion....... or is this praying business another tact to make the followers think they are doing something...
A fella was working out in the gym when he spotted a lovely sweet young thing... He asked the trainer that was near-by, "What machine in here should I use to impress that sweet thing over...
stopped and climbed into a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they were drunk......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off after a while and told them : "we have...
...and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob-job." The second woman responded, "Oh, that's nothing. I'm...
Following on from Flob's Q.... There appears to be resistance to wind mills due to noise and sight. So why do they have to be so big?? A standard half size one could be mass produced that would cut...
A study conducted by Sydney University's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For...
Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month....
On a cold, cold night two bulls are standing in a field. One says "Boy it's mighty cold out here!", the other says "Yes, I think I might slip into a nice Jersey".
Some of you will remember a couple of months ago when an Emperor penguin in a poor state washed up on a beach in NZ. After a few operations to remove the sand it ate, and $28,000 worth of care to...
Bob suddenly realised his wife had fallen off her horse, which was quite a relief to him as an hour ago he thought he'd gone deaf. . . . . This joke has been posted exclusively for those who have not...
