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New technology

Is this ever to become a reality in the average house? http://www.youtube.co...6Cf7IL_eZ38&vq=medium I am aware of holographic technology and transitional glass, but not how it could change in a...
23:19 Wed 13th Apr 20114 answers, last by pixi- 09:58 Thu 14th Apr 2011
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POlice dog

Talk about courage...
22:01 Thu 31st Mar 20115 answers, last by paddywak 17:27 Fri 01st Apr 2011
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UnPC Star trek

The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby where he met President Obama. They shook hands, and as they walked the Iranian said, "You know, I...
08:00 Thu 31st Mar 20111 answer, last by sidkid 17:28 Thu 31st Mar 2011
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Just for fun.

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture,...
06:38 Sat 26th Mar 20114 answers, last by Count-A-Strong 21:46 Mon 28th Mar 2011
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A Glasgow Wedding.

Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding. "Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised...
08:14 Sat 19th Mar 20119 answers, last by The-Toff- 22:13 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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Good Stuff.

REALLY FUNNY! A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The...
21:08 Fri 18th Mar 20115 answers, last by The-Toff- 23:08 Fri 18th Mar 2011
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The Little Firefighter

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the...
06:26 Wed 16th Mar 20112 answers, last by bluebirdino 16:24 Wed 16th Mar 2011
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Land area

How is land on a slope/hill measured? 5 acres viewed from a satellite on a 1:5 gradient has an actual ground area of 5 acres.
21:47 Thu 10th Mar 20111 answer, last by Buenchico 21:59 Thu 10th Mar 2011
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Scam letters.

I presume that due to the fact that they are still making a daily appearance in my Inbox, there must be some souls who still fall for these lame 'you have won/inherited a fortune but I was unable to...
02:30 Mon 21st Feb 20117 answers, last by denis567 22:49 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

I suppose this should be in Home & Garden but I like the Jokes folks better. 1. IF YOU'RE CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE, SIMPLY POUR A CUP OF BOILING WATER DOWN YOUR THROAT. PRESTO! THE BLOCKAGE WILL...
21:37 Thu 17th Feb 20112 answers, last by Avatar 16:32 Mon 21st Feb 2011
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Little Tony

Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when...
07:02 Thu 17th Feb 20111 answer, last by askyourgran 21:46 Thu 17th Feb 2011
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Mother in Law jokes.

Anyone know any MiL jokes? Any will do. Old ones, new ones, short or long ones. The best one will win 7 days free accommodation in a phone booth at Brighton, please bring your own sleeping bag.
22:14 Fri 11th Feb 201118 answers, last by andy321974 20:51 Thu 17th Feb 2011
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YOurs sincerely.... cont.

Dear Rubik's Cube, Done! Sincerely, Colorblind Dear Santa, Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's. Sincerely, Silvio Berlusconi Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I Can't. Breathe....
09:07 Wed 09th Feb 20114 answers, last by notafish 17:11 Fri 25th Feb 2011
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Yours sincerely....

Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear J.K. Rowling, Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends? Sincerely,...
09:06 Wed 09th Feb 20117 answers, last by society 22:43 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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SCOTTISH COMPASSION

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said,...
08:56 Wed 09th Feb 20112 answers, last by koode 11:54 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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Teaching English

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how...
08:37 Wed 09th Feb 20112 answers, last by marval 10:49 Wed 09th Feb 2011
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Inner peace

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to...
02:20 Tue 08th Feb 20113 answers, last by askyourgran 20:58 Tue 08th Feb 2011
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Two friends

Two friends met each other on the street. One said “Tjeez, I heard that your grandmother died recently, what did she have?” “Only some jewelry, an old TV and a little bit of...
21:21 Mon 07th Feb 20112 answers, last by crisgal 16:23 Fri 11th Feb 2011
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A man returns home a day early from a business trip

It's after midnight. While enroute home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act. For $100 the cabby agrees....
23:17 Sun 06th Feb 20111 answer, last by MarkRae 23:21 Sun 06th Feb 2011
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The Australian Talking clock.

Proudly showing off his newly-leased downtown apartment to a couple of friends late onenight, a drunk guy led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong hanging on the wall. 'What's that...
22:17 Sun 06th Feb 20115 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:27 Sun 06th Feb 2011

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