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oldnitro

Non believers

Those people on here who are non believers, if you were true believers previously, what caused you to reject the notion of God and religion
13:18 Wed 28th Sep 2011108 answers, last by Ankou 10:40 Wed 05th Oct 2011
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Basildonmike

My mother was bitten by a monkey

On a recent trip to the gambia my 86 year old mother was attacked and mauled by a small squirel typed monkey and was bitten on her ears and her tongue. She was administered first aid and an ointment...
12:29 Wed 28th Sep 201130 answers, last by spireman 04:57 Mon 03rd Oct 2011
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wildwood

Three drunk Irish men

stopped and climbed into a taxi.....the taxi driver figured that they were drunk......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off after a while and told them : "we have...
08:32 Tue 27th Sep 20119 answers, last by ristian 03:58 Wed 28th Sep 2011
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starone

In my next life

In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that. Before you...
14:42 Tue 27th Sep 20115 answers, last by JonnyBoy12 22:13 Tue 27th Sep 2011
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marval

Tongs

Mrs Hamilton-smythe was giving an upper-crust party and had hired Mary, a girl recently come as a maid. As Mary was setting up the tea service, Mrs Hamilton-smythe told her to be certain that there...
16:38 Tue 27th Sep 20113 answers, last by marval 22:48 Tue 27th Sep 2011
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cupid04

Ponder this...

A few facts to ponder over.... 1] An elephant excretes half his weight in just two days. 2] A man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. 3] One third of 100 will always go on to an indefinite...
17:42 Tue 27th Sep 20112 answers, last by wildwood 22:07 Tue 27th Sep 2011
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derrynoose

24 hour clock

A friend has just been issued a cover note which expires at 00.00 on 5th October. Is that midnight on 4th or midnight on the 5th? Thanks.
20:01 Tue 27th Sep 201116 answers, last by glesga123 10:36 Sun 02nd Oct 2011
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crisgal

where would you apostrophise?

Parents Evening
16:26 Tue 27th Sep 201123 answers, last by 4candles 07:41 Wed 28th Sep 2011
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oldnitro

Afterlife

Does anyone think that it could be possible there might be an afterlife that has nothing to do with God or religion? because it has always seemed to me that if there is nothing then it has all been a...
10:52 Mon 26th Sep 201196 answers, last by naomi24 23:11 Tue 04th Oct 2011
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Elderman

Do You Have Time?

According to a survey, the average man in the spends twenty years working, twenty years sleeping, five years shaving and dressing, five years eating, one year telephoning, three years just waiting and...
09:03 Mon 26th Sep 201167 answers, last by naomi24 13:37 Mon 03rd Oct 2011
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flip_flop

Feeling very intolerant this morning

This probably says more about me than them, but there are two girls in my office both of whom, when they speak, sound as though they are asking questions - its driving me up the wall. And one of them,...
09:09 Mon 26th Sep 201120 answers, last by moiflan 20:48 Tue 27th Sep 2011
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marval

Cake

A woman in a diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favourite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. The next day, she said,...
14:49 Mon 26th Sep 20117 answers, last by marval 16:22 Tue 27th Sep 2011
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fliptheswitch

Handling birds..

I popped out to the supermarket earlier, and came home with a couple of budgies (not from the supermarket). I saw an advert on the noticeboard for someone looking to re-home them, so I phoned and went...
13:40 Mon 26th Sep 201152 answers, last by fliptheswitch 14:57 Wed 28th Sep 2011
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jan1ne

Shrieking pet birds in neighbors garden

This morning i was woken up at the crack of dawn by a weird screaming sound and on further investigation i noticed that the neighbor had a flock of roughly 7 peacocks strutting around her garden...
14:20 Mon 26th Sep 2011160 answers, last by boxtops 21:19 Mon 26th Sep 2011
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old-equestrian

DOES ANYONE KNOW THE BEST WAY TO PRINT GREETING CARDS TO SELL ON

I HAVE LOTS OF LOVELY IMAGES THAT I WOULD LIKE TO PRINT IN SMALL ISH AMOUNTS AS GREETINGS CARDS TO SELL TO LOCAL SHOPS AND POST OFFICES.HOW DO I GO ABOUT THIS AND WHERE IS THE BEST PLACE TO BUY THE...
19:15 Sun 25th Sep 20116 answers, last by iramike 05:53 Mon 12th Mar 2012
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marval

It's me

The little girl was so proud of her birthday presents, her first watch and her first perfume. She really made a pest of herself throughout the morning, going up to all the relatives and sticking that...
19:30 Fri 23rd Sep 20113 answers, last by wildwood 22:42 Sun 25th Sep 2011
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starone

Multi-tasking

A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the...
14:23 Sat 24th Sep 20114 answers, last by wildwood 22:37 Sun 25th Sep 2011
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marval

Expensive

A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred pounds for the first visit,...
16:17 Sat 24th Sep 20114 answers, last by marval 12:12 Mon 26th Sep 2011
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berniecuddles

kids.....!!!

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh...
18:43 Sun 25th Sep 20114 answers, last by Bobbisox 14:31 Tue 27th Sep 2011
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hiflier

Screen print

I run Windows XP on my PC. When I did a course a few years ago I was taught how to print the image from the screen. This not using ctrl+P but some fix involving cut and paste. Can anyone advise me how...
19:06 Sat 24th Sep 20116 answers, last by hiflier 21:55 Wed 28th Sep 2011

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