Can you think of anything that when it happens is sort of annoying but at the same time you gotta laugh. Like there now I grabbed a t-shirt out of the drawer and pulled it from inside out, then went...
I am asking on behalf of my friend , her heater failed on her Tiger Oscars tank last night whilst she was at work . When she arrived home he was upside down flaoting so she presumed he died , but when...
It struck me suddenly, right in me gob, and dripped down me chin and onto me soup encrusted shirt. Eureka! I have been accused, or rather, credited, with all of the necessary attributes to become the...
i cant bring myself to get christmassy,the tree is not up,refused invitations for xmas dinner,i just miss rex so much,i did'nt think it would be this bad but i feel as if he is still in the house but...
I wish to replace the faces of three people in a photo with three other people. I have opened Photoshop and imported the photo and it has been labelled as the background layer. No problem with that. I...
A man was in a long line at his local Tesco store. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the...
I just vistited a public bathroom and was shocked to see the cubicle had been heavily vandalised by the local yobs. The door was hanging off and the seat of the toliet was in half on the floor. I...
A young Geordie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked "Do you have any sales experience?" The young man answered "Eye, hods, I was a canny...
The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman. 'No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was...
An ant knocks on the door of a house. The house owner opens the door. "I want a place to stay," said the ant. "I have a vacant room which you can occupy for free of cost," said the...