This is a question for any koi experts out there. This morning for many days was the first time I could see through the melting ice on my deep pond. I noticed one of my larger koi (about a foot long)...
Had my fishtank (just a small one) for a number of years now with tropical fish in. Went away for 2 days and came back to the house smelling which was the water from the tank which has never happened...
I look after an elderly lady who has loads of birds that she feeds in her garden, I noticed the other day that she had loads of berries/apples in her freezer that she wont use as she has no idea how...
Reminds me of an old one: 84 year old marries a 24 year old. He dies and her friends leave a respectable amount of time before asking her, "What was he like?" "Oh very generous and...
My betta fish has been hiding a lot today in his house. But now he has come out I can see his back and sides are covered with a misty veil, which I think is fungus. How can I help him now.? I will not...
2 paddies at work agree to swap sarnies. Murphy takes a bite & asks. "What the 'king hell's in that?" Mick replies. "Crab paste." "Where did you get it from?"...
are asked to give the opposite word to each of the following emotions: joy, love and woe. Jim says "the opposite of joy is sorrow", Jane says "the opposite of love is hate, Paddy says...
A botanist was trying to research some details about a particular kind of fern, so he sent a request to all his collegues, asking them to send him any information they had about it. Unfortunately, he...
A fellow received a mouse for his birthday and he loved it so much that he never parted with it. He took this mouse everywhere, to work, to parties, to the opera... One day, a good friend of his died...
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from in time to...
