Woodsz Member Profile in The AnswerBank

Newbie

I'm a newbie on Chatterbank, how does it work?

Lore

well, it's been weird, but funny!

nighty night everyone... thanks for the giggles. won't be on tomorrow night, got college ( boooooooooooo) so make sure you all behave and don't go celebrating cos you've got a night without me! sweet...

emsey

Hello again

Going bed now lol Night night x x x

snapdarlich

Woodsz!

Cheers for ruining my romantic link to Dak - Wonder where she's gone? It doesn't work!!

snapdarlich

Ok I'm officially thick

I keep seeing signs such as :-) (-: etc That I get, But :-s ;-p :-D I mean - An s for a mouth? eh?

snapdarlich

For Dak...

And the others can keep there nosey noses oot!Cheers for your answer in AB suggestions Here it comes! Wait for it... nnnnrrgghhhh! ahhhhh! Close your eyes and I'll kiss you,Tomorrow I'll miss...

Gill 05

If someone wanted to know something about you ??

Would you rather they had the b@lls to just come out with it OR that they go the long way round ??

Woodsz

So you think you've had a bad day part 1

A fierce gust of wind blew 45-year-old Vittorio Luise's car into a river near Naples, Italy in 1983. He managed to break out a window, climb out, and swim to shore -- where a tree blew over and killed...

B00

Is anyone else saddened.........

That some of the original regulars don't feel welcome in CB? I'm not sure how this came about or how it could be remedied but I think its really sad that the very folks who campaigned for this...

Lore

paranoia!

ok, I know it'll be my birthday soon and yes the years are creeping up on me.... but those adverts for face lifts are worrying me... Ed what are you trying to say? :o\

Lore

man goes to the dentist...

A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been...

dotjhawkes

Lucky escape?

Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that's been hit by lightning. Gives the poor thing a fighting chance i guess, but does this mean they don't like barbies?

Woodsz

part 2

In a case of "one thing leading to another", seven men, aged 18-27 years, received jail sentences of 3-4 years each in Kingston-On-Thames, England in 1979, after a fight that started when one of the...

steg

oooops!!!!

just posted a joke in jobs and careers by accident bummer lol

steg

the truck driver & the police man

A truck driver was driving along on the motorway. A sign comes up that reads "low bridge ahead." He tries to turn off but, before he knows it, the bridge is right there and he gets stuck under it....

dotjhawkes