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Jokes

There as been some great jokes on here tonight and I'd like to add one The woman had been away for two days visiting a sick friend in another city. When she returned, her little boy greeted her by...

B00

Am I goin' bonkers?

Did a thread disapear? one of Jamie's nagging Neddy Boy for a pic? the one where Lepers said he looked like Dominic Diamond??? Can't find it!!!

Champagne

Be Happy

My tips on finding happiness:-- Always accept compliments that come your way.- Surround yourself with people who make you feel good.- Ignore insults.- Don't act on anger or pass your negativity to...

~sillycow~

Who is the blonde.

where can i find out who the girl in the dixon ad is, the blonde beauty in the cat suit, what a cracker.

Gill 05

Good Afternoon Cbers !!

How is everyone today? Any plans for the weekend?

rsd2525

i just can't win

Thought i'd surprise the wife when she gets home.Fixed up the fibre optic tree, switched it on, went to make a cuppa,got back and it's melted, boy will she be surprised and it's bound to be my fault

JamieR

What do you all look like

I realise I am taking my own fate into my hands by asking this, as I have heard that this is not a good thing to ask, but I am genuinly interested to see what you all look like.

snapdarlich

Space Cadets

Never saw it last night but watching tonight... How dim are those numpties? They deserve all they get.

haysi06

Good evening!

I am just going to take the dog out for a walk

Woodsz

Ive put this on before but it is a good un Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something...

haysi06

its beginning to look a lot like christmas!!

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Ev'rywhere you go; Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again With candy canes and silver lanes aglow. It's beginning to look a lot like...

maggie01

other halves

What do your other halves think of you all spending so much time on this site?

Gill 05

A wee joke for you

A Weegie walks into the local job centre, marches straight up to the counter and says, "Awwriiiight big man... you know, I just HATE being on benefit, I'd really rather hae a joab." The social worker...

steg

the bear

A bear walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve bears." The bear demands a drink, but the bartender keeps refusing. Finally, the bear, glancing over at a...