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dotjhawkes

Can we do a bit of role play please?

I am me: 'Hello can I help?' Customer and her bint of a mother: 'Oh yes, I bought these boots two weeks ago and the dye off my new Levis has soaked into the leather' Me:' Oh, well i think maybe you...
20:56 Mon 12th Dec 20055 answers, last by Woodsz 21:06 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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dove

cat

just found my crown on my head again after giving it to Dak, now I am a bit confused as it seems to be a permanent fixture, as if someone may have superglued it???
18:37 Mon 12th Dec 20052 answers, last by mycatis 19:51 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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B00

Woodsz

Please read my reply, I didn't mean you. I'm hurt and offended that you thought I did. It's gonna take a ruddy big choccy cake from you to sooth my feelings over this one!
16:41 Mon 12th Dec 200510 answers, last by Champagne 17:32 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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B00

Some posts on here...........

I mean on AB in general........ Leave me gobsmacked at the stupidity of folks!
15:06 Mon 12th Dec 200526 answers, last by baboon 16:44 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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tallpoppies

I have half an hour to kill..

Any suggestions of cool stuff I can look up on line?!
12:40 Mon 12th Dec 20057 answers, last by Woodsz 13:18 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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JoshNoooooma

Xmas eve meal....

I invited my dad to mine on xmas eve, I was going to cook him a nice emal, have a few drinks etc etc, but, after much thought I invited a few more people, then my dad invited some people and now I...
12:31 Mon 12th Dec 200518 answers, last by mullein3 14:36 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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mullein3

weather update!!

its like spring here in the west midlands the sun is shining and its not very cold either..i thought of doing some gardening ..just a thought..then changed my mind as i saw strange growths in the...
12:10 Mon 12th Dec 200512 answers, last by goodsmeister 16:32 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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Greggo'

Posting Pictures

I've noticed recently in this section there has been many prompts from the same user requesting pictures of AB users. Looks like no one posted a link to a genuine photo of themselves. It is also...
11:43 Mon 12th Dec 200515 answers, last by ICEMANSAV 13:53 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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Champagne

Explosion

So who here woke up to the bang on Sunday morning? I certainly did. I woke up with my flat shaking and thinking a lorry had crashed.
10:25 Mon 12th Dec 200513 answers, last by mullein3 14:49 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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JamieR

So....

Following on from my question on friday, is anybody actually going to show pictures, as I had lots of answers, but no pictures.
10:19 Mon 12th Dec 200524 answers, last by goodsmeister 10:52 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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Woodsz

Why?

Why aren't you all at work?
10:09 Mon 12th Dec 200518 answers, last by maggie01 11:27 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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sandrajo

tattoo

See if you have an arabic tattoo of someones name, do you have to cover it up if you are going to Turkey, someone has told me i have to cover it as it's offensive.
09:39 Mon 12th Dec 200510 answers, last by jno 10:12 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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JamieR

Hello

Did you all have a good weekend? I did, I went to a swanky restaurant in London on Saturday night and spent the rest of the weekend in bed ;-)
09:42 Mon 12th Dec 200513 answers, last by Pooh Bear 11:05 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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noseyno

gm.tv

Are Lorraine Kelly& Penny Smith the two Sexiest presenters on TV, also very good presenters
09:04 Mon 12th Dec 200544 answers, last by nedflanders 10:20 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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snapdarlich

Oooh! I'm still first up!!!

sigh MOOOOORRRRRNING! HOOOOW'S YOOUU? MWWWWAAAAHHH! yay! Report me in AB suggestions please?
05:02 Mon 12th Dec 200533 answers, last by snapdarlich 09:04 Mon 12th Dec 2005
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johnny5

i went to bye a wig today

the wig maker said i would be ?75 with tax i said forget the tacks i'll glue it on when i get home
21:17 Sun 11th Dec 20056 answers, last by johnny5 21:32 Sun 11th Dec 2005
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quibbmedusa

Most Haunted Live...

anyone else had a butchers at the webcams on their site? i watched them last night, well creepy..glued as we speak!!!!
21:08 Sun 11th Dec 200521 answers, last by Lore 22:12 Sun 11th Dec 2005
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snowball2

i do not have tourettes

you really are a f*****G c**T
21:07 Sun 11th Dec 20054 answers, last by Woodsz 21:11 Sun 11th Dec 2005
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Woodsz

elvis

http://www.btinternet.com/~edward.caution/dontbecruel.htm When you've finished watching "Sports personality of the year"
20:59 Sun 11th Dec 20054 answers, last by October 21:10 Sun 11th Dec 2005
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Woodsz

We'll never beat them boys

A man phones home from his office and says to his wife, "I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It's the opportunity of a lifetime. I have to leave right away. Pack my clothes, my fishing...
20:36 Sun 11th Dec 20058 answers, last by Woodsz 21:06 Sun 11th Dec 2005

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