A man travels to Spain and goes to a Madrid restaurant for a late dinner. He orders the house special and he is brought a plate with potatoes, corn, and two large meaty objects. "What's this?" he...
A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm. His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, "Its chicken wire and I'm going to catch some chickens." His...
To: All Employees From: Management Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas season Effective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (the...
does anyone else think that chatterbank should be renamed. I do. i'm thinking it should be called cyberbullies that name seems more appropriate just of late.
1, It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job. 2, It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh 3, It is important to have a woman you can trust and who...
Driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on the way home stopping for a Indian curry or a Turkish kebab so you can eat it in front of your Japanese TV while watching an American...
LITTLE JOHNNY ON GRAMMARLittle Johnny was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a ****!!" The teacher replied, "Now,...
Strictly Come Dancing, Don't you think Bruce Forsyth is well past it? Len Goodman is a better comedian than him, Forsyth as to wait for laughs and then he only gets them out of sympathy he should have...
My romance doesn't have to have A moon in the skyMy romance doesn't need A blue lagoon standing byNo month of may, no twinkling starsNo hide away, no softly guitarsMy romance doesn't need A castle...
There is an answer, some day we will know,And you will ask her, why she had to go,We live and die, we laugh and we cry,And you must take away the pain,Before you can begin to live again;So let it...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital. "How are you, grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, they have wonderful menus.""And...
The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words. She thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more than one syllable."Jane, Do you...