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another for the boys

Eleven people were clinging precariously to a wildly swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping on Mount Everest. Ten were female, one was a male. As a group they decided that one of the...
22:15 Fri 28th Oct 200517 answers, last by irisred 23:06 Fri 28th Oct 2005
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Woodsz

For the boys

If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
21:19 Fri 28th Oct 20056 answers, last by Dakota2 22:06 Fri 28th Oct 2005
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Woodsz

It looks like I failed with the smile

?
19:58 Fri 28th Oct 200515 answers, last by Dakota2 21:18 Fri 28th Oct 2005
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louadams6

Flights to Florida

Does anyone know of any good sites for cheap, last minute flights to Florida please? Thank you
13:23 Fri 28th Oct 20052 answers, last by louadams6 20:31 Fri 28th Oct 2005
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Space

a dehumidifier

what kind of dehumidifier would be powerful enough for a 1-bedroom flat? I'm interested in one of those from Argos " 600ml per day at 30C/80%RH. ; Uses Peltier thermal technology (no compressor). "...
13:26 Fri 28th Oct 20053 answers, last by tony1941 21:34 Fri 28th Oct 2005
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Woodsz

I'll try and put the smile back in CB

Al Capone was sat at his desk and shouting that he wanted his accountant (Who was deaf and dumb) and an interpreter. Al Capone said to the interpreter "Tell him that I'm $50.000 short"So the...
19:12 Fri 28th Oct 20059 answers, last by sophie_1003 20:46 Fri 28th Oct 2005
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johnny5

coldest winter ??

this winter is predicted to be one of the coldest on record with possible power shortages but come next summer/autumn will the maternity wards be prepared ?i can't think of a better way of keeping...
00:14 Fri 28th Oct 20052 answers, last by maggie01 09:00 Fri 28th Oct 2005
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forgetfultel

For bobtheduck

Three ducks walked into a bar. "Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck."Huey," was the reply."How's your day been, Huey?""Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles...
19:57 Thu 27th Oct 20057 answers, last by Woodsz 22:49 Thu 27th Oct 2005
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SEXY67

Skeleton !!!

A skeleton walks into a bar and the barman asks What can i get you? The skeleton replies, I will have a pint of lager and a mop please !!!
20:38 Thu 27th Oct 20053 answers, last by Woodsz 22:45 Thu 27th Oct 2005
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dothawkes

What is the most you can get around your computer table?

I have an 80g bar of galaxy, my mobile phone, the house phone, a medium sized bottle of voddy (the pepsi is on the floor) a glass, two speakers, a pile of letters, my glasses case 4 candles (ontop of...
17:53 Thu 27th Oct 200526 answers, last by Rubyrose 23:10 Thu 27th Oct 2005
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Dakota

So...

Is anyone still talking to me?? :(
17:26 Thu 27th Oct 200538 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 19:59 Thu 27th Oct 2005
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sg

Everyone

Could you email me all your entire addresses and phone numbers? Many thanks.
12:18 Thu 27th Oct 200513 answers, last by Champagne 15:06 Thu 27th Oct 2005
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jodie1404

im booooored!

can someone tell me a joke, pleaaaase?
21:24 Wed 26th Oct 200531 answers, last by jodie1404 23:57 Wed 26th Oct 2005
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Peri

dot !!!!!

Whats happening tomorrow about the hols ?
22:37 Tue 25th Oct 20055 answers, last by Woodsz 23:34 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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snappythe4th

Hello

Yes I know I'm a gumpy wee get.
22:26 Tue 25th Oct 20055 answers, last by Woodsz 23:17 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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Rubyrose

3 wishes

If you were granted 3 wishes but you weren't allowed to spend them on yourself, what would you wish and who would the wish be for?
22:57 Tue 25th Oct 200525 answers, last by forgetfultel 23:58 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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10ClarionSt

New Licencing Hours

When I first went into a pub many, many moons ago, the hours were very restrictive. They opened 12 till 3 in the afternoon, and approx 5.30 till 10.30 at night, except on fri & sat, when they...
20:49 Tue 25th Oct 20059 answers, last by alexjlight 01:42 Sun 20th Nov 2005
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Woodsz

It's gone quiet so here it is

A man walks into a Pet Shop and says to the shop assistant "I like to buy a cat," The assistant said "I'm sorry sir we have run out of cats but we have a very special hamster" I don't want a hamster...
20:05 Tue 25th Oct 20054 answers, last by Woodsz 22:42 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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bobtheduck

your slippers

what are they like?
20:52 Tue 25th Oct 200519 answers, last by Woodsz 22:25 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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suzanneb

chatterbank info reqd urgently

what this chatterbank all about, im new just found chatterbank????
20:53 Tue 25th Oct 200524 answers, last by suzanneb 22:11 Tue 25th Oct 2005

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