A man took his wife to the Rodeo, and one of the exhibits was "best breeding bulls"...They went up to the first pen and there was a sign that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife...
When do you go to bed man?Not that I'm trying to get rid of you, you had a lot of humour to CB it just seems that if I log night or day you are there are you a insomniac? I bet he as gone to bed now
I will start off I picked my Grandson up from school one day, He said to me "If I get as much money for my birthday( he was 7 the next day) as my brother ( He always calls him my brother as if I...
if you could have anything you wanted as a xmas present what would you have?? i would like a cottage in the middle of nowhere with an acre of land....if thats a bit extravagent then i will settle for...
I have never had outdoor christmas lights before! I have a huge ex-Christmas tree in the back garden, 20ft high! Can I light it up tomorrow or is it too early? I got this box of lights in the Debs...
The Forest Service has issued a BEAR WARNING in the national forests for this summer. They're urging everyone to protect themselves by wearing bells and carrying pepper spray.Campers should be alert...
A woman is in a coma. Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when he touches her. They go to her...
After many years of married life, a man finds that he is no longer able to perform. He goes to his doctor, and his doctor tries a few things but nothing works. Finally the doctor says to him "This is...
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned...
But i know my music, watch the channel Magic on Sky and realise we have come from a generation of classic tunes, and we will not see nor hear the like again. Get used to it. And if you get a lump in...