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mycatis

I failed!

I just totally messed up my driving test and failed miserably! Poor me :-(
16:36 Tue 25th Oct 200527 answers, last by smudge 14:27 Wed 26th Oct 2005
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Woodsz

dDo you agree?

My better half known from here on as the enemy as just told me that the X Factor judges Simon, Sharon and Louis have just been called in about the way they are judging the consistence. We the enemy...
15:24 Tue 25th Oct 200513 answers, last by Woodsz 17:32 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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Woodsz

Bromide

Was any of you lads that went if the forces given "Bromide" to stop you getting aroused we were given it when we were called up for National Service, Yes I was one of the last to be called up. Anyway...
14:42 Tue 25th Oct 200514 answers, last by Woodsz 15:49 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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lepers

is it wrong . . . ?

to laugh at peoples childishly funny names? eg. dick longbottom et al
14:08 Tue 25th Oct 200517 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 17:36 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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alexmac

Do I tell him ?

I have date tonight, nice enough guy, bit half-witted but I'm no brainbox either. Thing is though, I've only just finished a course of antibiotics for an infection 'down there'. Should I tell him ? I...
11:57 Tue 25th Oct 200534 answers, last by january_bug 18:32 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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sophie_1003

Terrorists

Irish Muslim fanatics have admitted glueing more than 100 people to the inside of a tube train after using the first 'no more nails' bomb.
11:46 Tue 25th Oct 20051 answer, last by Woodsz 12:20 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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Woodsz

The ladies of the night

Two ladies of the night talking First lady "You know I've been up and down those stars forty times today"Second lady says "Oh your poor feet"
19:50 Mon 24th Oct 200519 answers, last by sophie_1003 23:34 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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nedflanders

two cows in a field with mad cow disease...

cow 1 - I hate being a cow, do you? cow 2 - I dunno mate I'm a helicopter!
16:00 Mon 24th Oct 200522 answers, last by Woodsz 21:22 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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Woodsz

giving a cat a pill part 1

INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently...
18:20 Mon 24th Oct 20052 answers, last by Woodsz 19:16 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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bobtheduck

would life not be boring if.........

everyone agreed all the time where the world was populated with bottom licking dot cottons and no one begged to differ, isnt a little bit of bite a good thing? even in cyberland
18:05 Mon 24th Oct 200523 answers, last by bobtheduck 18:39 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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nicola_red

Morning...

...split up with the bf at the weekend. Gutted. Need some virtual love!
09:36 Mon 24th Oct 200517 answers, last by Dakota 13:43 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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Bottom

Craving for Ciggs?

I am six months pregnant and i am craving for ciggettes, i gave up as soon as i found out i was pregnent and have been ok untill now, is this normal? I am not sure that i will stay off them once the...
23:52 Sun 23rd Oct 20054 answers, last by mimififi 10:42 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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jacko50

joke

Four married guys go fishing,after an hour,the following conversation takes place: First guy:"you have no idea what i had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend.Ihad to promise my wife that i...
22:05 Sun 23rd Oct 20055 answers, last by Woodsz 00:39 Mon 24th Oct 2005
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Ipaqowner

Travel Insurance

Does anyone know of any companies who do annual multi-trip travel insurance for people who have had a medical condition such as a heart attack? I know of www.preferential.co.uk just...
12:23 Sat 22nd Oct 20057 answers, last by Narolines 00:07 Tue 25th Oct 2005
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Gill 05

Chico?

Am I alone in thinking hes a prat?
18:48 Sat 22nd Oct 20056 answers, last by Woodsz 20:22 Sun 23rd Oct 2005
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johnny5

bird flu

i'm worried one of my ducks may have bird flu so i sent it to the quack
19:22 Sun 23rd Oct 200526 answers, last by jacko50 20:29 Sun 23rd Oct 2005
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dothawkes

P.S. Wigan beat Aston Villa and are in 3rd.

Might get into Europe yet!
20:56 Sat 22nd Oct 20057 answers, last by Woodsz 20:03 Sun 23rd Oct 2005
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Woodsz

One for the drinkers

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the...
22:19 Fri 21st Oct 20059 answers, last by B00 22:49 Fri 21st Oct 2005
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Peri

Dot

Wilma is in Cancun. 
15:36 Fri 21st Oct 20055 answers, last by lindapinda 22:19 Fri 21st Oct 2005
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Eastender

American Dollars

Hi anyone know what the going rate is, pounds into american dollars.  And is it cheaper to change up and get them in the bank or post office.  thanks
12:41 Fri 21st Oct 20056 answers, last by smurfchops 20:36 Sun 23rd Oct 2005

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