Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly...
I have finally realised I am not suited to retail, I do not have the capability to suspend my belief and truly appreciate the complexities at the cutting edge of the modern retail interface, therefore...
A hippie spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her:"Can we have sex? No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off atthe next stop. The bus driver, who...
happy birthday to you! happy birthday to you! happy birthday dear buddy! happy birthday to you!! sorry i'm cutting it a bit fine - but 1 hr 45 left! :-)
Dog's have owners. Cat's have staff.Women and cats will do as they please... men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.In order to...
We are travelling with Virgin To Orlando next summer but i've read a lot of bad reports on the web about them. Has anyone travelled there with them? What are they like ? What was the journey like ?...
Married for 12 years and beaten. Had enough and Yes! it took me a long time to walk out. I chatted on msn to make myself feel wanted, while looking for school friends accidently sent a message to the...
Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Dave." "Who?" "Dave Aronson. There's a guy who...
One day about a month ago , Bill Clinton was looking for a call girl. He found three such ladies in a local lounge---a blonde , a brunette , and a redhead. To the blonde he said , "I am the president...