Today is my sons birthday and he is 5. When he was 3 he was controlling a mouse on the computer and was at 4 he could count to one hundred. At 5 he can put words together and spell bin, I spend lots...
topless girl staggers up to the bar and says" Burman i want a Martoni please" being polite he declines from putting her right, bit later again" Burman another Martoni please" still says zilch. later...
If anyone cares to listen! My Area Manager came to day and I had a superb quarterly result and he gave me 4 As for various aspects ot my job and I get a ?200 bonus, (but they pay it with my salary and...
It is ILLEGAL to take other peoples pictures and post them on the net or wherever, without the original posters consent. Maybe you need to revaluate who your friends are. Froggers has gone now.
There was this fellow who worked for the Post Office whose job it was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day a letter came to his desk, addressed in a shaky handwriting to God....
