A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the venison for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is - so he does not tell them....
I finished putting my Christmas light up outside today ready for the big switch on I was wondering if I sent a bus around for you would you switch them on for me? Thank you in anticipation ;-D X
Good evening everyone! Sgt. Arman Tamzarian here. I've just returned from a few weeks of basic training and bonding sessions with the Royal Marines. I can tell you I didn't half kick the sh1t out of...
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway.Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists kidnapped President...
Would you believe it. I've had a wart on my hand for 10 years. The last 2-3years been treating with liquid from doctor, He then put me in to go and have it seen to at hospital , and today's the day,...
try saying this fast........ i'm not a pheasant plucker, i'm pheasant pluckers son, and i'll sit here plucking pheasants till the pheasant plucker comes..... ;-)
Does the term strike terror into your very heart! I wonder what mode of transport the directors of these companies use to get to work, won't be their own ****** buses cos they'd never ****** get there...
A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting...
