Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty & quiet." Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there...
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Can anyone think of a good fancy dress costume beginning with N? Its for new years eve and Im struggling! Im female by the way and 19, so nothing grannyish please!!lol
See thread 'forgetful society' May I be the first to offer my condolences for this sad loss - :( http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question170706.html
She dwelt among the untrodden waysBeside the springs of Dove,A Maid whom there were none to praiseAnd very few to love:A Violet by a mossy stoneHalf hidden from the eye!Fair as a star, when only oneIs...
I was just in the bath, and I'm thinking, "I can't remember if I've still got my contact lenses in or not!"So, I sat there for about 5 bl00dy minutes, trying to remember if I had taken them out yet or...
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is...
I was in wilko's today & spotted a santa on a motorbike, which plays santa claus is coming to town, while santa shakes his booty !!!
Gotta admit I want one !!!
There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the...