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Woodsz
Does anyone know a fruit beginning with the letter N ?
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Woodsz
I have just been out in the cold to get this just for you X http://tinypic.com/hvs687.jpg
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Gill 05
When you've really p!ssed someone off and you saying sorry just ain't good enough? :-(
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JackDanielsU
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell who accidentally ended up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty & quiet." Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there...
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nicnicnic
Hi All Can anyone think of a good fancy dress costume beginning with N? Its for new years eve and Im struggling! Im female by the way and 19, so nothing grannyish please!!lol
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Malcopool
In which dance do you not need steps?
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the>one
just put decco's up.....the fires on, and the little'un is sitting under the tree playing with the choo choo train......its a picture....
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lilacben
My husband has tiled the bathroom floor , it looks great, but he has left some grouting on that has dried solid. how can I remove it please.
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haysi06
See thread 'forgetful society' May I be the first to offer my condolences for this sad loss - :( http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question170706.html
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Redbel
Thanks btw, for my lovely b/day tune X
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the>one
i see there was a very poor turn out for the forgetful society's AGM last night.......any excuses ??
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Redbel
I've been away for a few day's, don't suppose anyone missed me.......NO....o.k. then.....lol
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dotjhawkes
She dwelt among the untrodden waysBeside the springs of Dove,A Maid whom there were none to praiseAnd very few to love:A Violet by a mossy stoneHalf hidden from the eye!Fair as a star, when only oneIs...
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snapdarlich
I had a little kitten,And kept it as a pet.If mummy hadn't sat on it,I would've had it yet!
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mycatis
I was just in the bath, and I'm thinking, "I can't remember if I've still got my contact lenses in or not!"So, I sat there for about 5 bl00dy minutes, trying to remember if I had taken them out yet or...
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steg
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is...
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Slooow_Jo
I was in wilko's today & spotted a santa on a motorbike, which plays santa claus is coming to town, while santa shakes his booty !!! Gotta admit I want one !!!
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Woodsz
I've just seen the first lot of Christmas lights lit up this year Have you seen any yet?
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steg
There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the...

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