Right, just for a laugh, I think we should all reveal our TRUE selves! Despite what I've told you all, I'm actually a 40 year old man called Trevor and I live in blackpool. On the weekends I'm a drag...
An older gentleman often used to go golfing by himself and would team up with anyone who was available. One day he was teamed up with a lovely blond lady. They very much enjoyed their round together...
.a husband is at home watching a football game when his wifeinterrupts, honey; could you fix the light in the hallway?it's been flickering for weeks now.he looks at her and says angrily; fix the...
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white...
Could the people who have been forwarded my e-mail address, and whose addresses I probably have now, tell me if you would mind if I added you to my IM list please. If you dont want me to it's ok I...
would the person who has obtained my addy without my permission please delete it immediately, it will not be acknowledged and will be deleted from my list. Thank you
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffolding of a tall building. They were eating lunch. The Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and...