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Women ! They just don't have the same sense of humour.
My missus didn't find it nearly as funny as I did when I replaced one of
her tampons with a party popper....
Would now be a good time to tell the likes of S.Gerrard, F.Lampard, R.Ferdinand.and ALL other players over a certain age (say 22 or 23 ) that they are no longer needed for the England Team. That way...
I was shopping in Waitrose this morning and I noticed a woman shoplifting, I witnessed her put a tin of salmon and a tin of crab into her bag & zip it up. I didn't know what to do, my husband said...
'I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor's permission to join a fitness club and start exercising. I decided to take an aerobics class for pensioners. I bent, twisted,...
“Did you hear about the spectator who managed to get into the England dressing room after the Algeria game?” “Everything was a bit tense until they realised it was Emile...
Three guys are captured by a tribe of natives in a far off land. They are brought before the tribal leader who gives them a choice. He says, "what will you have, death or bunga?". The first...
I'm a woman and not supposed to know anything about THE game, but HEY! I even know that was NOT GOOD ENOUGH.
Or am I talking a load of "%(*%$£+%!£(*&" ??
jem....
Tonight live on I.T.V. 7.30 pm. England v Algeria. Except for T.V. regions in Scotland , Wales & Ireland which will be showing a special edition of " Wish you were here".
I meet a guy 4 weeks ago, went on a date with him and we got on really well. On the second date we had sex i began to like him even more. I meet him for the third time yesterday and after we had sex...
A brunette goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a black pair of ankle boots and a black pair of gloves. The judge asked her what she had come as . The woman lifts the palms of her hand up...
The time of the big kick off against the USA tomorrow has been changed to 1939 - no doubt the Yanks will turn up late at 1941 and try and claim victory yet again ! ! ! !
I`m glad Blackpool won the play off final rather than Cardiff.
Cardiff are on a par with Leeds and Millwall when it comes to hooligan fans, I hope none of them ever reach the top flight...
