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merciasounds

Some of these might make you smile, and think, how true!

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. The last...
09:45 Sat 16th Apr 20118 answers, last by beso 09:16 Sun 17th Apr 2011
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zabado

Hot water / central heating boiler.

I've had a new boiler fitted in the kitchen and when I run the hot water into either the kitchen or bathroom sink it comes out opaque , but after a minute or so the water in the sink starts to clear....
12:50 Sat 09th Apr 20115 answers, last by moonraker558 18:33 Sun 01st May 2011
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trt

Wide screen TVs...

Looking for a 37''inch LCD for my daughter for a house warming pressie for next month. Anybody know of any good deals going on? I have looked at Argos and Curry's on-line which vary....
13:27 Sat 19th Mar 201110 answers, last by craft1948 14:20 Sat 19th Mar 2011
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Groupie

Blonde humour isn't everyone's plate of tea

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18:11 Sun 06th Mar 20117 answers, last by DTcrosswordfan 19:06 Sun 06th Mar 2011
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marval

Turkey recipe

I thought this sounded good! Here is a turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing ingredient -- imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like...
23:16 Sat 22nd Jan 20112 answers, last by whiskeryron 12:31 Sun 23rd Jan 2011
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bluebirdino

gerry rafferty

gerry rafferty has been buried in the same graveyard as ronald macdonald and heath ledger . theres a clown to the left of him , joker to the right !...
17:41 Fri 21st Jan 20113 answers, last by zabado 13:11 Sat 22nd Jan 2011
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Jemisa

'The Black Bra'

The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and...
00:57 Sun 16th Jan 20114 answers, last by askyourgran 22:42 Mon 17th Jan 2011
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zabado

Russian.

Can anybody tell me the name of the song that Michael Palin attempted to sing with the Russian sailors on his program "Full circle". Thank you.
14:32 Wed 12th Jan 20112 answers, last by zabado 14:45 Wed 12th Jan 2011
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AB Editor

The AnswerBank Christmas Crackers

Merry Christmas! I would like to collect together as many rubbish christmas-cracker style jokes as we can. Remember, they've got to be short enough to go on an unreasonably small piece of paper in...
09:21 Thu 23rd Dec 201043 answers, last by mallyh 13:08 Wed 04th Dec 2013
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Groupie

We have all heard the one

" My dogs got no nose, how does he smell, Bloody awful. well my dog doesn't eat any meat" Why because we dont give him any"
13:14 Tue 21st Dec 20105 answers, last by zabado 20:29 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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wildwood

A WORTHY TALE FOR CHRISTMAS

IN THE REAL TRADITION of Charles Dickens! I’ve just heard from a friend in the north of England. He says it has been snowing heavily for three days now. His wife has done nothing but stare...
06:31 Fri 24th Dec 20105 answers, last by zabado 19:59 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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lesblue

I saw a poor old lady slip over in the ice and snow today

Well, I'm guessing she was poor........she only had 86p in her purse.
14:52 Fri 24th Dec 20102 answers, last by zabado 19:52 Fri 24th Dec 2010
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fluffyfeet

football on pc

does anybody know how to get live matches on ur pc free
21:00 Mon 13th Dec 20107 answers, last by pipers 10:19 Sat 18th Dec 2010
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zabado

Snow .

I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm guessing she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse.
12:58 Sat 11th Dec 20105 answers, last by pixi- 09:55 Sun 12th Dec 2010
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oranger

Referees

Referees in Scotland have gone on strike.They could give Man United a ring and borrow one of their's.
22:09 Sat 04th Dec 20101 answer, last by zabado 08:25 Sun 05th Dec 2010
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zabado

Arsenal F.C.

How many years has Pat Rice been with Arsenal.?.
16:56 Sat 04th Dec 20103 answers, last by lesblue 15:24 Tue 14th Dec 2010
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cojones

Morning sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and...
23:50 Fri 03rd Dec 201013 answers, last by marval 17:34 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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zabado

Late 70s & early 80s.

Do you remember a rock and roll group called " Darts ". Their hits included Daddy Cool, Boy from New York city, and The Duke of Earl. Do you know what they are doing now ?.
20:33 Fri 03rd Dec 20107 answers, last by gazzawazza 12:18 Sat 04th Dec 2010
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kris4291

It's raining in Paris

Can anyone explain where the saying "It's raining in Paris" when someones petticoat is showing comes from?
11:09 Tue 23rd Nov 20105 answers, last by heathfield 12:07 Wed 01st Dec 2010
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zabado

My wife.

My wife's been missing a week now ........The police have told me to prepare for the worst........So I've been back to the charity shop to get all her clothes back .
15:34 Sun 21st Nov 20104 answers, last by zabado 15:51 Sun 21st Nov 2010

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