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Another disgrutled HGV driver.

A work mate of mine has told me that my transport manager "thinks" I've not earned an amount of money that I have worked overtime for, and intends to edit my time sheet before it goes to the...
20:16 Thu 31st May 20125 answers, last by cassa333 17:10 Mon 04th Jun 2012
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marval

Wednesdays

A pirate is starting his first day aboard his new ship and the captain is giving him the tour. ''There's the plank for trouble makers, there's the deck that needs swabbing everyday and there's the...
14:44 Fri 18th May 20129 answers, last by marval 10:56 Sun 20th May 2012
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mrs_overall

An offer I could refuse

This morning Mr O brought me a cup of tea in bed (which made me suspicious that he was after something) and then asked "Would you mind having a look, I think I've got piles". Eugh!...
10:38 Sun 13th May 201256 answers, last by TheNovice 10:05 Mon 14th May 2012
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zabado

ISA's

I have a limited access cash ISA and a 1year fixed ISA.Can my wife have an ISA or are we limited to how many ISA's we can have per household?. Thank you....
13:24 Sat 21st Apr 20122 answers, last by zabado 05:52 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
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MASS1961

100 days to the Olympics. Excited?

I am quite a sport loving person (except boxing) but I am having trouble getting excited about it. I'm sure I will when it begins but it may as well be thousands of miles away rather than in this...
21:57 Wed 18th Apr 201258 answers, last by woofgang 08:09 Fri 20th Apr 2012
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zabado

The Wife.

My wife and kids are leaving me, It's because of my addiction to horse racing. I can see them at the gate now . . . . . .and their off....
09:21 Sun 08th Apr 20125 answers, last by sir.prize 13:50 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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ladybirder

You've probably forgotten this old one so I'll remind you ...

Wife with PMT: OY, DO YOU WANT OWT TO EAT? Husband: WHAT CHOICES ARE THERE? Wife: YES OR F***ING NO!...
10:45 Sat 03rd Mar 20123 answers, last by tonyav 11:23 Sat 03rd Mar 2012
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shemel

You Crossword No 1268

5d Paraded, showed off (8) *l*u*t*d 22d type of cake (4) r*c* thanks...
11:18 Sun 12th Feb 20129 answers, last by quichetaylor 08:51 Mon 13th Feb 2012
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tonyav

F.A. cup.

Kenny, Wenger, Fergie,Rednapp and Boas sitting in a pub. Wenger goes up and buys the first round of drinks. Boas the second, Rednapp the third, Fergie the fourth. Kenny buys the next but Fergie...
13:40 Sun 29th Jan 20122 answers, last by zabado 19:29 Sun 29th Jan 2012
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mickrog

spoiler.....liverpool v man u

it is with the greatest of pleasure i announce the result liverpool 2 man u 1 anybody else pleased?...
14:38 Sat 28th Jan 201226 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 11:26 Mon 30th Jan 2012
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zabado

Books

Can anyone tell me the title of a book, that will have the origin of some old phrases and sayings?. (touch wood,three sheets to the wind ect. )Thank you.
14:04 Sat 28th Jan 20125 answers, last by Quizmonkey 11:45 Mon 30th Jan 2012
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zabado

What a shock !.

Imagine when men and women are together maybe at a football match and a near miss happens,like a striker missing a penalty. All the men will put their hands on their heads and all the women will put...
12:28 Sat 21st Jan 20129 answers, last by mickrog 14:31 Sat 21st Jan 2012
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jillie

School Quiz

1 Which current Premier League football team has a fish on its badge? 2 What is the connection between these a Mauritius, Colombia, Philippines, Boliva, Sawaziland b Brian Jones, Jimi Hendrix, Janis...
09:47 Tue 03rd Jan 20128 answers, last by MarkRae 12:29 Tue 03rd Jan 2012
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zabado

Moggie.

What do you call a septic cat ?. - - - - - - - Puss .
09:34 Sat 17th Dec 20114 answers, last by zabado 16:04 Sun 18th Dec 2011
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zabado

Wife beater.

Abdul the Indian wife beater punches his wife every night at seven O'clock on the dot.
10:18 Sun 20th Nov 20115 answers, last by Bobbisox 12:29 Sun 20th Nov 2011
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zabado

G.B.

If Yorkshire is the shire of York,Worcestershire is the shire of Worcester & Lincolnshire is the shire of Lincoln. Where the hell is Hamp & Berk ?
14:29 Mon 07th Nov 20114 answers, last by zabado 17:47 Mon 07th Nov 2011
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keithlbw

Man Utd .

Man Utd have renamed the North Stand at Old Trafford in honour of Alex Ferguson. Why any football club wants a stand called ar*e hole is totally beyond me.! ! !...
17:08 Sat 05th Nov 201122 answers, last by joggerjayne 14:17 Mon 07th Nov 2011
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zabado

American style fridge.

I bought a new American style fridge at the end of March this year.Now it's showing it needs a new water filter. I've looked on line and found that a new one costs £28. Three questions. 1. Can I...
10:37 Sat 08th Oct 20115 answers, last by zabado 16:50 Sat 08th Oct 2011
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Booldawg

Wooden spoon

Whenever I cook a stew/casserole I always remove the wooden spoon from the saucepan. I always think if I leave it in simmering away the wooden spoon will get cooked as well! I'm sure this isnt...
07:44 Thu 06th Oct 201111 answers, last by Booldawg 08:11 Fri 07th Oct 2011
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carrust

Shell suits....

A lorry load of terrapins has smashed into a truck load of tortoises....It's a turtle disaster......
11:59 Thu 06th Oct 20115 answers, last by carrust 12:41 Thu 06th Oct 2011

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