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moowzer

I see

Dead people.
00:40 Sun 07th Nov 20106 answers, last by boxtops 09:13 Sun 07th Nov 2010
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joggerjayne

Whupping their butts!

I've just looked at the online scoreboard. There are 6 games out on the course, and Europe are winning all of them. =0) I hope there are some more Spa Weekend deals to Celtic Manor when the golf is...
17:07 Sat 02nd Oct 201098 answers, last by 365058bet 14:47 Mon 04th Oct 2010
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anneasquith

the pope has said sorry ?

the pope has apologised .will this be enough for some people, or do you think it has taken too long ?
13:46 Sat 18th Sep 201020 answers, last by modeller 20:03 Sun 19th Sep 2010
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zabado

Favorite Ad.

My favorite advert is the one for plastic windows.... you know....... "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE, I SAID BUY ONE GET ONE FREE" .My wife can't stand the sight of him.
15:43 Sat 18th Sep 201027 answers, last by askyourgran 22:52 Mon 20th Sep 2010
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zabado

Three Points.

How long before the points on someone's licence are no longer valid ?.
19:11 Fri 17th Sep 20103 answers, last by zabado 05:27 Sat 18th Sep 2010
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zabado

15th February 1971

Before that date we had Pounds,shillings & pence. (£. s. d.). If pound = £ shilling = s why the "d" for pence ,surely it should have been "p"....
15:01 Sat 11th Sep 201039 answers, last by mike11111 16:10 Tue 14th Sep 2010
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zabado

John Masefield. (I think )

Does anybody know a poem that's start's something like " For those that go down to the sea in ships" Possibly by John Masefield. Not a lot to go on,but thanks.
08:04 Sun 05th Sep 20106 answers, last by boxtops 09:57 Sun 05th Sep 2010
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zabado

Poetry.

Help please with the title,author,or the full poem which starts "What is this life if full of care". I know it's not much to go on,but it's all I have. Thank you.
12:49 Sat 04th Sep 20102 answers, last by zabado 12:58 Sat 04th Sep 2010
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froo

Brain Teaser - any help would be much appreciated, thank you!

I am with you everywhere you go - like it or not. I hear everything you say without ever listening. I see all that you see night and day but I am unseen. Who or what am I?...
12:45 Wed 25th Aug 20105 answers, last by zabado 08:10 Sun 29th Aug 2010
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jd_1984

Liverpool - Newquay Bank Holiday weekend

Travelling to Newquay from the North West on Friday 27th for Bank Holiday weekend. Route will take us down the M6 then M5 then A Roads from Exeter to Newquay. We are debating the best time to leave,...
13:44 Sun 22nd Aug 20104 answers, last by jd_1984 19:25 Sun 22nd Aug 2010
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lindylou16

Yesterday

I've walked past Macdonalds and there's a queue from the managers office, all the way up the high street. ! Then i realised... Its A Level results day....
11:26 Fri 20th Aug 20104 answers, last by zabado 05:59 Sat 21st Aug 2010
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ruthandsam

How do I get rid of these flies??!

Yesterday morning I came downstairs to find around 15 flies spread between our living room and kitchen. The worst thing was, I didn't even realise they were there until I went to open the blinds! So I...
11:22 Wed 04th Aug 20106 answers, last by zabado 08:50 Sun 08th Aug 2010
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bradycat

Last one .... i'm giving up on these jokes. You're a tough audience

I'd just like to say to the old man on crutches wearing a camouflage jacket who stole my wallet earlier today you can hide................. but you can't run...
12:48 Sat 31st Jul 201030 answers, last by bradycat 16:17 Sat 31st Jul 2010
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bradycat

Worst job

the worst job i ever had was as a forensic pathologist for the UN in Bosnia. we once discovered a mass grave of 1,000 murdered snowmen. fortunately, it turned out to be a field of carrots...
19:04 Fri 30th Jul 20102 answers, last by zabado 15:06 Sat 31st Jul 2010
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Mick-Talbot

should i belt the little runt?

My 7 year old has his head on, he has just been fetched back from his grandparents because he climbed on top of the freezer in the garage. I made him sit on a bench in the garden so i can keep an eye...
14:50 Sat 24th Jul 201032 answers, last by Answerprancer 23:52 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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zabado

Well it made me smile.

This morning somewhere in Africa a gazelle woke up and thought, if I don't run faster than the fastest lion today I will be eaten . This morning somewhere in Africa a lion woke up and thought ,if I...
18:37 Fri 16th Jul 20105 answers, last by zabado 13:15 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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zabado

George Harrison.

I can vaguely remember George Harrison having to go to court over his song " My sweet lord " because another group had a very similar song .( I'm not sure if it was the lyrics or the...
19:09 Fri 23rd Jul 20104 answers, last by marval 12:47 Sat 24th Jul 2010
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flobadob

Heinz tomato soup?

Is it basically just a tin of Heinz spaghetti minus the spaghetti?
19:41 Sat 17th Jul 201011 answers, last by valerieb1254 12:23 Sun 18th Jul 2010
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Jemisa

Appropriate

Out shopping yesterday I saw a very pregnant young lady with a huge T shirt on, the slogan on the front said 'I SHOULD HAVE DANCED ALL NIGHT' made me smile. Has anyone seen an appropriate T shirt too....
09:25 Sat 17th Jul 201013 answers, last by shivvy 01:32 Sun 18th Jul 2010
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marval

mission

The wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little negligee she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband and says, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looks up at...
19:22 Fri 16th Jul 20101 answer, last by zabado 10:11 Sat 17th Jul 2010

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