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If You Could Instill One Piece Of Advice In A Newborn Baby’S Mind,

what advice would you give?

joko

So Called Intelligent Design ... Actually Kind Of Dumb Isnt It?

people claim that gods way is 'intelligent' design ... on the basis that we are just too well made to have happened naturally - and that god only cares about us and thats why animals dont have souls...

Jemisa

I Can't...

The newly-weds are in their honeymoon suite and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage. He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at...

robert551069

What A Name!

If I had a name like this I would have to change it by deed poll:- 1. Miss Sexsmith.....2. Mr Bates.....3.Miss Scratchard.....4.Miss Nookey.....5.Mr Payne (Dentist). These are genuine names. Has...

askyourgran

For Whom The Bell Tolls...

Quasimodo comes home after a hard days bell-ringing at the Notre Dame and sees Esmeralda in the kitchen with a wok in her hand. 'Oh Esmeralda dearest you know I don't like Chinese food'. 'I'm not...

RaBLaw

What Is The Public Attitude Towards Lawyers

Here's a toss up.....What Is The Public Attitude Towards Lawyers...

mallyh

Mrs Bowns Boys

the episode last night was hilarious did anyone else think so...

tamborine

Bbc1 Bill Gates

on world health...

factor-fiction

Mature Dating Ads On Ab

I keep getting a Mature Dating ad on Ab showing a lady called Rebecca who, the announces, lives less than 3 miles away from me. I have no intention of meeting her but I wonder if these are tailored...

Caran

Michael Portillo

I couldn't believe what he was wearing in his railway programme today. His pink jacket, a green shirt and a turquoise v necked sweater. He must do this on purpose to get attention. I like the...

Officialusername

Higher English Courses Online.

Hey, I am going out of my mind looking for online higher english courses. I need higher english to go back to uni to do a postgrad and everywhere I look I cannot seem to find anything. Does anyone...

Answerprancer

Share Your Pictures!

Inspired by a suggestion from Ann86. Do you have any photos you've taken and would like to post here? They could be from a basic 'point n shoot', a high falutin' DSLR or a scan from a pic taken on an...

adrianben

Fancy A Drinking Contest ?

Just started with a coffee and a splash of Brandy. Please join in !

robert551069

Drug Joke

Joke by a contestant on the programme "The Chase" this evening:- I rang the Drugs Information Service and got a recorded message" For information about marijuana, press hash"...

tenrec

Just Messing ...

Just been looking on Google Maps at our house. There was a blue car parked outside, then went down the street and back again. Only this time there is our red car parked outside. How can that be?

bednobs

Life Of Pi

hi - have just finished the book and i think i may have missed something in the middle (i did skim over some of the more boring or gory parts). What was the real story - the tiger/hyena/zebra one or...

jamesbishop911

Looking For A Accountant?

Here are some questions you can ask to help ensure you find an experienced, trustworthy tax accountant: 1. What licenses or designations do you have? 2. How long have you been in the tax business? 3....

Zacs-Master

How Would You Spell The Noise That A Seal Makes

Not, not the clapping! Ahrraaang, Ahrraaang?...

hammerman

Need A Bit Of Help

My sister bought my mum a Debenhams voucher for about £30 for xmas. She bought it online with her CREDIT card and got it sent straight to my mums address. It never arrived. She obviously has proof of...

anotheoldgit

Yet Another Vicious Killing On The Strets Of London, What Is The Answer?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269341/Pimlico-stabbing-Teenager-16-heard-screaming-life-killed-sword-wielding-gang.html /// A 58-year-old local resident said there had been two murders in...

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