I've just sorted out the cleaning schedule at the zoo. The lion sweeps tonight. ___ Does anyone know where I can get quality small scale Indian musical instruments? A good baby sitar is hard to...
If found guilty of alleged breaches of the FFP rules, could Everton still be relegated to the Championship next season? Asking for a friend. TIA :-)...
I now identify as a can of deodorant. And before you ask... Yes, I'm Sure. ___ A traveling salesman offered me a deal on a coffin. I told him that's the last thing I need. ___ My wife said she saw a...
We had chicken curry which we brought with us, frozen. With veetee rice and peshwari naan. Followed by a magnum and a thin slice of all bran cake, buttered. Preceded by a few G&Ts, and followed by an...
Carole Vorderman Reacting to The latest accusations to BJ. Said ... "What a shower,, what an absolute shower ! I can't believe they're our Govt. I mean Boris Johnson is like a dose of diarrhoea that...
i have just got home from serving a 5 hour saturday detention this was my punishment for skipping a normal 1 hour 30 min detention i didnt want to go. we had to be in school at 830am this morning we...
After hearing about my mate at works unfair sacking, It brought back memories of when i worked as an maths teacher from the age of 20 to 30. They sacked me for no apparent reason.... It felt like such...
Am in this afternoon and just had Countdown on - what a brilliant young contestant, only 17 I think and going for the big 8 tomorrow afternoon and having just broken his highest score to register 135....
I read today that “since Brexit, British passports cannot be more than ten years old, when used to travel to EU, travellers need to look at the date of issue rather than the date of expiry”. Is this...
Two not very bright chaps decide to run a pub but fail miserably. One of them suggests opening a brothel but the other is of the opinion that if they couldn't sell beer they'd never sell soup. ___...