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whaever happened to good manners?

my gripe for the day. call me old fashioned - but i was brought up to be well mannered and respectful. i always wipe my feet, when entering a premesis, wherever and whenever i go, regardless of the...

elliemay1

countdown

Does anyone like Nick as presenter? If so, why?

EvianBaby

Eastenders or Corrie

If there was only enough room in TV land for one depressingly addictive soap, which of those would you chose? I like Enders and I like Corrie but which one is best? There's only one way to find...

robert551069

Howlers

Howlers by Schoolchildren. 1.Q. To change centimetres to metres you....? A. Delete the metres. 2.Q. Define intensive farming. A. When the farmer never takes a day off. 3.Q. Describe the shape and...

trixie11

Cars quiz

Answers are "CARS" 9) type of fruit 17)type of store 19)opposition to Oliver Thank you...

ELVIS68

Ooh Arrrrr......

Four farmers taking turns to host dinner parties, Combine with me...

bubbly2000

ATM Machines

Does anyone know if there is any truth in this. Someone told me that if you are approached by a robber at an ATM, if you put your pin number in but in reverse, you will still get your money but the...

UMRK

What's Your Score Prediction?

England v Ukraine, tonight, What do you think the Scoreline will be?

knowabit

PD James - book about Pemberley

Pride and Prejudice follow up?? Has anyone read, and is it any good?

annie0000

Teacher Present for a Man

My eldest is finishing primary school at the end of the week and he has had his current (male) teacher for 2 and a half years. He had done a lot for my son and I really appreciate the extra effort he...

robert551069

you was and them things

Bradley Walsh, the quizmaster, on The Chase programme, is an excellent game show host with a great sense of humour who really adds value to the programme and I like him very much, but I do wish that...

Vimto

Two countries divided by a common language.

As our colonial are never satisfied with what we gave them, they inevitably re-invent nouns for everyday objects. This may make the simplest tasks more interesting but it does cause for some mighty...

tonzer55

private eye

Quite peaky, this pissed Adonis comes round promptly(9) Numb butts not welcomed by go-ahead types(4,4) Poet "doing a Gordon"?(7) Tactlaess girl's puncturing sad, loveless erection(10)

marval

How to Photograph a New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera. 2. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in the rubbish. 3. Remove puppy from the rubbish and brush coffee grounds from puppy's nose. 4. Choose a...

zebo

The Mail on Sunday Bare Bones Sunday June 17th 2012

I've given up, I need to seek help! 8Down Saint Bernard returned on Sabbath with other holy types. _ O _ T I know I'll feel a total idiot when I get the answer!...

Brinjal

Corny but fun

Corny but fun These are very corny but may cause you to smile! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message -...

TWR

Posts from Abroad.

I see there are a few post's from abroad, is there anyone from Tenerife on? or anyone else in Europe?

mrs_overall

Sleeping with a snorer

Well, being honest, I lie awake next to a snorer. Can anyone recommend some decent earplugs? I bought some foam type things from Boots that you compress and then stick in your ear before they expand...

mike11111

Location?

Have just finished watching the repeat of the first episode of Midsomer Murders with Neil Dudgeon. The opening scene shows DC Jones showing his new boss around the town, including a walk over the...

Jemisa

Arsenal v Westham.

A teacher asks her class if they're Arsenal fans. All of the hands go up except for one student. "Ok, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?" "Westham United miss ." "Why's...

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