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Ok Today I'm Looking For Songs With A Word That Is Printed On A Standard Original London Monopoly Board

To make it more of a challenge, these words are banned The, Go, To, As, You,Road, Street, Free, Avenue, lane. The word must be on the actual board not associated with it, eg the counters, money,...
09:54 Fri 10th Feb 202389 answers, last by jno 22:07 Sat 11th Feb 2023
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Rondy

Broken Dryer

When our dryer broke, my husband set to work. He found the problem quickly and, since he needed to replace the belt, decided to repair a cracked knob and a broken hinge too. Upon arrival at the...
14:32 Thu 09th Feb 20232 answers, last by Canary42 23:35 Thu 09th Feb 2023
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Bobbisox1

When Is This Stupid Going To Stop?

The CofE are considering taking the word Father from the Lords Prayer https://news.sky.com/story/god-is-neither-male-nor-female160church-of-england-is-considering-gender-neutral-terms-12805759...
09:49 Wed 08th Feb 202367 answers, last by lady-janine 00:02 Thu 09th Feb 2023
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Songs With A Mathematical Term In The Title

.....however 2D geometrical shapes are not allowed, eg Star Here's a starter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_msHpEa3_Y...
11:06 Wed 08th Feb 2023156 answers, last by Togo 19:50 Thu 09th Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Why do riot police get up super early? To beat the crowds....
08:12 Mon 06th Feb 20235 answers, last by dustypuss 14:57 Mon 06th Feb 2023
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William51

Truly Great Comedies.

I have been watching the Drama channel, and enjoying Are you being served?, Some mothers do ave em, and Last of the Summer wine all on every evening. All classics that are great to see again. Are...
16:13 Sun 05th Feb 202371 answers, last by MargoTester 13:23 Sat 11th Feb 2023
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rowanwitch

Feeling Naughty

Never ever have fast food these days... Just ordered KFC, truth is I am too sore to stand in the kitchen and cook. I will have the coleslaw, and ditch the fries but it's still a dreadful meal choice....
17:54 Sun 05th Feb 202321 answers, last by pastafreak 19:25 Sun 05th Feb 2023
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naomi24

Happy Valley

I've never watched even a single episode but I'm hearing so much praise for it now I'm thinking perhaps I missed something. Did I - and should I watch from the very beginning (if it's available)?
11:08 Sun 05th Feb 202345 answers, last by KUSTARD 09:29 Mon 06th Feb 2023
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Rondy

See Through

Husband walks into Ann Summers to purchase some see-through lingerie for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from £50 to £150 in price, the more see-through, the higher the price....
12:45 Fri 03rd Feb 20232 answers, last by zebo 11:12 Sat 04th Feb 2023
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Rondy

The Judge

Judge: "Haven’t I seen you before?" Man: "Yes, your Honour. I taught your daughter how to play the drums." Judge (banging the gavel): "Twenty years!"...
16:22 Thu 02nd Feb 20231 answer, last by zebo 18:51 Thu 02nd Feb 2023
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine....
06:42 Wed 01st Feb 20237 answers, last by zebo 12:04 Wed 01st Feb 2023
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Rondy

An American In Yorkshire

An American was touring Britain and stopped at a remote farm in Yorkshire. The farmer was leaning against a fence watching his flock of sheep in the adjacent field. The tourist walked up to him and...
09:31 Tue 31st Jan 20232 answers, last by zebo 16:03 Tue 31st Jan 2023
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Canary42

U R G E N T Cheese Warning

Tesco said: “We’re recalling one date code of Tesco Creamfields grated cheddar 500g. This is because it may contain small pieces of clear, soft plastic which could make the product unsafe to eat.” The...
22:16 Sun 29th Jan 202339 answers, last by barry1010 15:27 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Smowball

Just For Fun - Random Facts!!

Am sure I’ve done this before, but I have the memory of a brick!! Soooooo I’ll start ! You can name just one, or as many as you want. 1. Me - I have zero sense of smell! I used to have , till I broke...
12:50 Sun 29th Jan 2023141 answers, last by Khandro 09:31 Mon 30th Jan 2023
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Rondy

Constipated

Simon was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Simon complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them...
08:13 Sun 29th Jan 202310 answers, last by zebo 09:59 Sun 29th Jan 2023
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Rondy

The Wedding Night

So Lord Leicester and his latest young bride arrive at the Shangri-La, Clacton on their wedding night. The hotel manager greets them, notices the confetti and asks if there is an upgrade they'd like...
17:05 Fri 27th Jan 20233 answers, last by Ken4155 13:32 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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Deskdiary

'Woman' Rapes Two Women Using 'Her' Penis And Is Sent To A Woman's Jail.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11670803/Transgender-woman-guilty-raping-two-women-man.html Jesus wept - who agrees this is absurd? And why the hell is the Mail referring to somebody with a...
20:04 Tue 24th Jan 2023503 answers, last by gness 15:03 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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Trayc5

Cleaning A Cream Leather Couch And Armchairs?

Hi ,has anyone cleaned their cream leather three piece suite,if so what did u use.I've just googled it and Mrs.Hinch fans suggest trying Tesco Liquid Soap Flakes,unfortunetly thats not available in...
19:31 Tue 24th Jan 202314 answers, last by bhg481 11:17 Thu 05th Oct 2023
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Rondy

Would You Believe It

Would you believe it: Life is sexually transmitted. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,...
18:00 Mon 23rd Jan 20232 answers, last by zebo 19:44 Tue 24th Jan 2023
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royfromaus

Another Offensive Street Name?

Harringay council spend 189 grand to remove an offensive street name but keep the offensive street name. https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FnJaP_eWIAAM_Rs?format=jpg&name=4096x4096...
20:33 Mon 23rd Jan 202335 answers, last by KUSTARD 09:19 Wed 25th Jan 2023

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